Hypotheticast

Oh, good. You made it. Come on in. The beakers are bubblin', the pots are boilin', the science is happ'nin'. It's The Collaboratory! And we're making superheroes today, using only an adjective, a name, and a weakness. And oh boy, we made 'em. We made 'em real nice.

Topics include: Lots of Rubber Stuff, Cats Being Good at Drums, Ghost Girls, The Green Buddy, DJ Basement, and The Party Party. 

Superheroes. 

Do you know them? We know them. There's all sorts, like big ones, and bug ones, and the ones with lasers. And we're answering would-you-rather questions about them! As well as, of course, a meatier question, AND a surprisingly morally complicated adventure for David. 

Topics include: Rainbow Brite, Violence & Boys, A Little Chocolate Platter, Stretched and Then Bundled, Snatchin' Candy, Becoming a Human Support Animal, Plain Raw Rice, King Uncle Ben, and Dr. Dinosaur.

Plus, stay tuned until the end for an important scheduling announcement.

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Oh, oh, oh my hello good morning. It's time to get blasted by us, in your ears, by our words, and actually, blasted is a tough and aggressive word. I'm sorry. Um. Take 2.

You wanna hear this podcast? Hit play. 

There it is. This time, we're playing a naughty version of the game called "The Good, The Bad, and The Answer," which is all about pros and cons. JOIN US if you'd like to find out which parts of Emily's body are going to be glow in the dark, which sexually explicit tattoos Mike is definitely going to get, and the sorts of places in which David would like to smooch. 

Topics include: Blazin' Bright, Boner Bonus, Conflating the Line Between Murder and Sex, Butt on my Butt, Too Juicy, and The Mist Gets In Your Ears.

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Uh oh.

You saw the episode number. You know. You know.

The theme this week is NAUGHTY. And that means we're talking about peanut butter massages, sharply dressed men, rubber band pranks, and middle school in general. You want in? OH I KNEW YOU'D SAY YES.

Topics include: A Big Boog, Sexy Voicemails, If You Know You're a Stinky One, The Cacophony of Flatulence, Finding the Other Wet Blankets, and As Boobs on a Calculator.

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This one's gonna bring you back.

Unless you're like David, and you never played MASH! Which is possible. But, you know, in general, don't be like David. Yuck City.

On this Microtheticast, we're combining the classic sleepover game MASH with the someday-classic sleepover game Fallout Shelter, and finding out exactly what our future partners / houses / special rooms / magical objects are going to be. It's just like grade school, but with more dungeons!

Topics include: Plumming, Life-Sized Scrappy Doo, Love Shack, Always Four Years Old, Boobs & Dungeon, and Mean Boy. 

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Oh yes, oh yes indeed, the time has come. We have an episode about HOME for you, and it's a real stinker. Just the worst. You'll have to listen to be sure, but it's basically just a bunch of dolphin and whale sounds bouncing off each other, with a couple laugh tracks and a cameo from Will Smith's character from Shark Tale.

What I mean to say is: thanks for listening, this episode rules, I love you, and come on in and listen to some wonderful hypothetical speculation about homes. Yes. That.

Topics include: Boring Little Nobodies, Where Will I Put My Steeds, Ample Jumpin', Secret Twin Brothers, "Great" Uncles, Steppin' Up Your Spooky Stuff, and Wouldn't It Just Be Fun To Give 'Em A Smack.

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Gather round, dear campin' budz. It is time to grab your flashlights, your blankets, and your SENSE OF DREAD.

It is time to listen to the scariest stories ever to be told at any time of day, doesn't matter if it's dark, whatever, these are just some real good ones. We came up with them all by ourselves, and we made them for you, one word at a time. 

Listen!

Enjoy!

Fear!

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The stars. The tents. The wolves. 

Camping.

It's what we're talking about this week on the Hypotheticast. Everything from bear bites to little packs of cereal, from scary sounds to rude music, from bugless campsites to treasure hunts, we're covering it. 

Topics include: Sanctioned by the Family, Someday We'll Have a Bunch of Slop, Big Puffy, Big Bat, That's My Bracelet, and Cool Web Good Job.

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Our fans are amazing, as you know, since you probably are one. And if that's not how you identify, that's cool, maybe you're just dippin' those toes in the ol' Hypotheticast Dream Pool. You do you, bud.

Either way, this week we're dedicating an ENTIRE Microtheticast to a question submitted on our Facebook Fan Page. Go there to check it out, just listen to the episode, or just like, I don't know, uninstall this podcast app, throw your phone in the trash, jump on the next flight to the moon, chase that space dream.

Topics include: The Ghost Rules, Constant Fear, Eating at Restaurants with Snails, and Being Responsible With Your Money.

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Summer, summer, summer. Humidity. Sweat. Plants. Fireworks. Summer. I'm like William Faulkner, baby.

Today's theme is COOL TREATS, which is a thing that happens to our mouths in the summer. Popsicles? Ya eat 'em. Ice creams? Ya eat 'em. Ice cubes? Ya eat 'em. And today, we're going to answer a bunch of hypothetical questions about those icy treats.

Topics include: Something Naughty, Fruit Rods, Living in Craving Town, Ross Was Always A Murderer, Bubble Truck, Hungry for Ice Cream Games, Sidewalks That Are Not Fun, Long Trains, and Hot Dog Pie.

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