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Oh. Oh dear. Oh hello. 2019 is DONE. You made it. We made it. We made it TOGETHER.

Since we changed up our format, we've missed doing "If I Were You" at the end of every episode. So, we figured, what better way to ring in the new decade than have a whole episode dedicated to recommendations from the 2010s? There are so many crispy nugs in this basket.

Topics include: The Real Effing Deal, Spotty Swaps, The Recommendation of the Century, The Doof Warrior and His Beautiful Flaming Guitar, and Watching Atlanta With Your Kids.

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Oh, Happy Today! It's time for another episode filled with laughs, tears, fears, lots of fears, maybe more tears, and then Would You Rathers! The theme is "Christmas," and we're pulling from one of our favorite criminally underappreciated websites. Is Emily more afraid of her friends than her enemies? Is Mike really going to stab Frosty the Snowman? Is David really THAT interested in going fast?

Topics include: Birthday Party Ideas for Kids, Getting Waterboarded, There Must Be a Man In There, I Haven't Seen Him, If You Can See With Gumdrops You Can Walk With Candy Cane Legs, Gotta Go Fast, and Fruitcake that Can Actually Be Good.

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Today, we're playing a game of pros and cons. Yes, you know it. It's "The Good, The Bad, and The Answer!" Tune in to find out how horrifying farted choral pieces might sound, what sort of video games we might like to be trapped in, and which Christmas Songs we might want to eliminate from existence entirely. Topics include: New Internet Mysteries, A God Among Marios, Hiding in Moon Palace, Aldi Boy, Lovecraftian Flatulence, and "Horse Apples." ***

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The Collaboratory! Welcome! Come in. It's time to create some new Christmas Myths. In this episode, we dream up some spooky fiends to really rattle your holidays. That's right. Curl up with a cup of SCARY hot chocolate and roast some chestnuts but like in a SCARY way, because these monstrous ghouls will haunt dem dreems.

Topics include: Flan the Christmas Ghost, Corset Times, Mikebiscuit, Clive Barker is Bob Barker's Dad, Silent Punctuation, Regular Ears, Normal Ears, and Goblin Lyfe. 

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Would. You. Rather. Is the thing we're doing, right now, for your ears. This time, they're LOG themed. That's right, the pieces of tree that you use to burn and like, keep warm and stuff. Those! Find out what sorts of fungus and bugs David likes (hint: all), learn why Lincoln Logs are really called Lincoln Logs, and maybe learn a cool new way to talk about going to the bathroom!

Topics include: Would It Be Cool To People, The Reprise of Poopy Bag, Bungus and Fugs, That Darn Log, and Being Chopped in Half.

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What if humans hibernated?

That's the central question this week on This Here Hypotheticast, and we get into it. What if humans just got to bodily shut down? Or what if society hibernated? We're here for it. Come here with us.

Topics include: Lord of the Nate, Sore From Witchcraft, Incredibly Unethical Looting, Put Me to Sleep, Cheese Ball Forts.

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There are so many movies in the world. Look to your left. Look to your right. One of those people is a movie. And every day, the most popular movies in theaters change! We're lookin' at those box office rankings and adding some interesting reinterpretations of those movies, to make sure you don't get bored at the theatre this weekend.

Topics include: Scary Street Sharks, Bebop and Rocksteady, Juggy the Bucket, Poopy Bag, Teen Wigs, and IT'S BATTLE TIME.

Oh, and here's Demi Adejuyigbe's amazing costume list we reference on the pod:

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Pies! They're so diverse, so crunchy, or maybe smushy, or maybe sweet, or maybe savory. So many things, to so many people. And Mike's brought us a big magical pie question today that gives us some real introspective thoughts. Find out what sorts of clothes Emily would wear if she were "cool," among other fun facts.

Topics include: Apple Pie Drug Tests, Groundhog Good Friday, Nice and Fun and Cool, People Want to Know You, I Know I've Met People I'm Better Than, and Know What to Do With Your Bod

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Eelo! Hi. The Hypotheticast is back, baybee. Emily, Mike, and David are all here to help you answer the most important questions you've ever had: would-you-rather questions about eels! It's mean of us to make you wait this long, but we promise, at long last, you'll finally be able to live a full life. 

You might be surprised at how long this episode is. Well, no worries. You can either listen for an explanation, or read this one. We're moving to a new format, where we'll be releasing four half-hour episodes every month, instead of the more inconsistent Big One Small One alternation. That means we'll have more room to explore the segments that we already love, try out new segments, bring back old games, and more! 

Today, we're doing Would You Rather. And our topics include: Good Cop, Eel Cop, I Love the Eels, One Hundred Lges, The Hooded Pitohui, Shmilkshakes, Just Eel Out the Window, and Lucy Jawless.

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WHOA.  Hi there, good ol' feed. I'm in you. I'm a podcast episode, and I'm just hangin' here, in your feed. It's a nice place. I can't wait for you to listen to me. 

We're back! Just David and Mike, while Emily prepares her newborn human child for a life filled with podcast appearances. We just had to do a Halloween episode for ya. Gotta look out for you, our loyal, spooky, honestly terrifying listeners. 

Topics include: The Problem With Most Haunted Objects, Lil' Owen Wilson, Ghost Assistants, Bummy the Mummy, and Smooch or Scooch.

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