Hypotheticast

Haha, wow! It's Wednesday, one more time! It keeps happening, and we keep releasing these sound gems for you to chew on. This one, this time, is called Bee Coffin Fox Tot, and it's the thing we do where we take the Box Office Top Ten and have all sorts of fun mixin' em up. A blast? Why, yes. Yes it is.

Topics include: Peasants Are Forever, I'm Not a Soldier I'd Be Dead, The Dog Does Not Look So Good, A Guy That Jumped Out of Space, and For Dogs By Dogs.

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Hypotheticast! That's the podcast. Hypothetikids! That's this episode!

If you're thinking "wait, isn't that the thing where Emily, Mike, and David read questions submitted by kids of fans, and they don't swear at all," wow you're incredibly right. That's exactly what we're doing.

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Most of us like the idea of a cool, chill, rad afterlife, with lots of wings and parties and buddies. That sort of stuff. But what will it REALLY look like? Thankfully, we're very smart, and we've figured it out for you.

Topics include: Family Circus Hell, The Medium-Sized Prince, Your Planet is as Good as You Are, No Satan For You, Dave Van Dyke, They're All Minions, and a Bunch of Chris.

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WOULD I RATHER. The game where you, and we, get to guess how Emily, Mike, and David would answer hypothetical questions! Yeah, dogg. Yeah. It's incredibly nice. But, like, maybe don't listen to this episode if you like Bambi or Winnie the Pooh.

Topics include: The Moon Hates Us, Youth Man, Computer Teeth, Where's Bambi's Dick, Winnie the Pervert, Expensive Things, and Mike the Moon Fiend.

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Red Flags! We've all seen them. And now we're making them happen, but in fiction. We're creating a ton of amazing dates to choose from, and then ruining them! Join us as we explore what it might be like to date cannibals, murderers, and people that quote Family Guy! Chilling.

Topics include: Maybe They Even Kill You As a Joke, Less Famous Dave: Cravin' Davin', I Think That's the Top One, and Late Night Cub Foods Jokes.

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Welcome, you. To this cage. Come in, and listen to this collection of Would You Rathers about VALENTIMES. That's right, they're all about love and shit this time. Do you like it? Do you like that theme? I really hope you do, because if you don't, there are absolutely no consequences and you can just keep living your life and we'll respect you the exact same amount. Luh u.

Topics include: Birds Get Strong, Go Look at My Pasta, Red M&Ms, Heed My Line, and The Love Witch.

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Augh, Wednesday is a sneaky one. This one almost got me! I was like, this close to falling into it, but instead, I used my amazing legs and I doinked out of the way. Amazing, you legs.

Today, we're having A Tournament! Three contests with randomly selected contestants and categories, and a final bonus road featuring actual murder! What? Oh, nothing.

Topics include: A Suck to Remember, Amelia Earhart Died Because of Alcohol, I Hate Snoopy but He Could Kill, and Grinding Bones to Make Bread.

Congratulations! You made it all the way to Wednesday! And, of course, that means you've found a juicy episode of The Hypotheticast. We're playing one of our favorite games, "Would You Blank It!" We hadn't done it in a while, and the results were inspiring and incredible. Come, come see, and find out what sorts of things Emily would . . . read.

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Oh, good golly. It's a Wednesday, isn't it? We're here to solve all your problems with a deck of KOHLS would-you-rathers! Sent to us by a wonderful listener, these randomly-generated WYRs really gave us a giggle and a half. Like, not two, but not one. Right in the middle, there.

Topics include: Contain the Flames, The Man Who Changed It All, Study My Butt, Poopy in Your Butt Butt, and Just Climb In the Dishwasher.

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Do. Dump. Date. The three ways to interact with anything. We're going to help you decide what sorts of people / things / instruments / memes to Do, Dump, and Date today! Sound fun? Oh, oh yes it does. It really does. Topics include: Assholes Look Good, Grandma Pianos, A Graveyard Smash, Cat Head Human Body, Dumping January Jones, and Distracting Sex.

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