Hypotheticast

There's SO MUCH to watch. My goodness. What a big problem. One of the BIGGEST problems we currently have. How do we even keep up? Ack! Don't worry, we're gonna help. We're playing Ex-Stream Roulette again, and that means we're picking random Netlfix / Amazon titles and trying to guess what they're about. Come on some adventures with us, cuties. Topics include: We're Talking About Confirmation Bias, Slasher Babies, Casper the Little Boy, Concerned Teacher Energy, He Knows About Being a Kid, The Concept of the Kissing Booth, Christmas People and Teen People, The Platinum Lung, Spoiler Alert for the Ending of Radio Flyer, Eat a Spoonful of Flour ***

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Would you Zoom it?

A modern spin on an old favorite! Find out what sorts of supernatural and/or cryptozoological happenings would entire or repel our very own Michael! Topics include: Dale Dale Dale, The Girl from the Ring, Follow-up Questions About That Butthole, Flaky Sven, Wake Up Sheeple: Yoda's Bigfoot, She Gave You That Fly, The True Stimulus Package We All Deserve, She Can Make Boyfriends

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Animal Battle! We're having it. Wonder what that means? Look no further than this image. We'll be picking two animal groups to defend us, while the rest come to DESTROY US. Tell us how you figured it out, what you would do differently, or that you would do it exactly like David did, especially the part about the gorillas. Topics Include: Wear More Pants Under Your Pants, Murder Only, They Will Defend You, Bears Can Book It, Hoots and Screams, and All the Animals Have Unlimited Ammo ***

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Doing. Dumping. Dating.

The three ways humanity expresses itself. That's it, baby! That's all of it! We're talking about kisses, we're talking about roses, we're talking about Danny DeVito. Please join us.

Topics include: Mike You Have to Die Now, I'm Ready for Danny, Bonus Dump, Laser Booms in My Bedroom, Catherine the Hepbern, Some Bones or Some Old Bones, My Interactive Husband, Symbols of Sexiness, My Poor Sweet Skin, and Shoot This Apple Off My Head. ***

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Did you know that songs are dangerous? We're here to protect you. Over the years, Kidz Bop has been saving children from the perils of swearing, alcohol, drugs, butts, and all the other gross stuff adults like to sing about. But, hey, Kidz Bop? Ya lazy. You're doing a very bad job. You've lost your edge.

Don't worry, we're here to help.

Topics include: Time to Eat a Bug Off the Ground (I'm A Kid), Wealth-Based Lyrics, Just Give Them a Punch, Show Your Mom Your Butt, Grandmas Don't Fix Bulletholes, and Legitimately Writing Better Lyrics Than Kidz Bop.

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Oh, beans. I mean, wait. Oh, beans! Can that be a positive expression now? Yes, please, it can. This week's Hypotheticast is a whole bucket of would-you-rathers about your favorite beans. And probably your least favorite beans, too. We cover 'em all! Topics Include: I Want a Bean Feast, Eat Me Out Willy Wonka, Beans in the Pocket, Little Bucket of Cold Chicken, and The Bean-Ginning. ***

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Eek! Augh! Wow! Scary, you. But for good reasons. Scary cool, or scary hot. One of those. Welcome to the show notes! I'm glad you came. Today, we're playing Dark Stories, which is a game about mishaps or crimes or death, but also kind of like a big riddle bonanza. Lots of questions, lots of sleuthing, and just a lot of righteous anger at the game Dark Stories. What Other Kinds of Murder Are There, Is It Sad, Robot Boat, I Think You Cut Out, and Shark Bait. ***

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It's a show! A listen one. A podcast. Got it. First try. This is, of course, the Hypotheticast. And we're here to play a timely round of Two Fourth of Ju-Truths and One Fourth of Ju-Lie. And wowee, we learned some things about middle school, some things about Italian Horror Movies, and some things about tigers. Topics include: The Health of Our Whole Deal, Somebody Always Wins, The Amount and Manner of Your Fun Must Be Compliant, Please Everybody Still Like Me, and Kill the Fattened Calf and Roast It. *** Come chat with us, and other fans, in our FACEBOOK GROUP. iTunes FacebookTwitter InstagramYOUTUBE

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Welcome back! It's another episode of your favorite best buds saying things about other things, usually imaginary things! Wow, what an elevator pitch. Master marketing. Always be closing.

Today, we're playing Would I Rather! It's the one that's like Would You Rather, but personal and intense and there's guessing and we learn a lot. About what? About accents, about hot dogs, about magical sheds, about fame, and about friendship. Topics include: Pick a Big One, Is Smelling a Good Party Trick, I'm Tarzan Boy, Music's Better Than Books, Pretty Decent Fake Teeth, and The Power of a Good Summer Jam. ***

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The Good, The Bad, and The Answer. That's three things. Three things we'll be declaring madly on this week's Hypotheticast. Watch out, because in this one, David reveals some big time Tanner Secrets, Emily searches for words while disregarding instructions, and Mike decides to be the King of Atlantis.

Topics include: Put It In a Pocket, Put It In a Hole, Fluff Equals Cuddle and Cozy, The REAL JonBenet Ramsey Ghost, Jar Jar's House, The "Perfect" Planet, They Just Get Blasted, Freeze Tag is like Cold Meth, and Turtle Party.

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