Hypotheticast

And now, it's time to look FORWARD with a rousing round of The Good, The Bad, and The Answer. We're talkin' about what we could accomplish, what sort of bodyswaps we want to see, how dainty we want clothes to look, and so many more 2021 dreams.

Topics include: Nasty in a Good Way, Buns Respond to Threats, Some Secrets are Better Left Buried, If You See Something Don't You Dare Say Something, Monster Train, Neck Stuff, Bring Me More Schoolboy Shit, French Plunge, Presidential Bodyswaps, and Joe Bitin'.

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WE DID IT. 2021. We made it. There are still horrifying systemic problems in the world, but at least we've vaulted over a Gregorian Calendar Boundary. And that's something! This week, it's Hypothetipast. We're lookin' back to some of our favorite places, feelings, apps, and adventures.

Topics include: Jackie Chan, They Have Health Insurance, I Was Wondering Where Those Fish Came From, Sneaks, Big Momster's House, Do I Go to Websites, and Show Me You Love Me.

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It's our last one!

Of 2020. Haha. Whee. Gotcha.

We're back in the Collaboratory, solvin' problems and makin' promises.

Topics include: A Boy to the World, I Hope That For The It, Twenty Sexteen, Cancel Me, Love 2 Lunk, That Looks Like the Body of President Taft, Think of a Fancy Sweatshirt, The WakeySleeve, It Was the Only Word Left, There's a Trap Card in Every Yu-Gi-Oh Deck, Hopaganda, AFAB, Toadblock, For Real? Oh God.

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Welcome to this episode of the ho-ho-hopotheticast. Yep, that's what we all agreed to call it, we just totally forgot to call it that on the episode. Yep.

We're playing Would Santa Rather! Have you ever wondered what Santa would do? Not in general, but in really specific hypothetical situations? Oh baby, do we have you covered.

Topics include: Emily Merch, Boys and Hypotheticast Fans, Monday is the Most Satanic Day, Why Doesn't Trivial Pursuit Have a Pain Category, Ethics Fetish, All Fifteen Year Olds Hate Santa, Hanta, and Stomp On My Pizza.

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Romance and Drama. They go together like ice cream and cookies. Like ice cream and chocolate. Like ice cream and sandwich.

We're playing R.O.M.A.N.T.I.C. D.R.A.M.E.D.Y. today! Remember what that stands for? Nobody does! Listen, so you can remember how much you hate it, just like the first time.

Topics include: Gettin' Into Murder Stuff, I Hate Cell Phone War, Get Nasty and Beat It, Blood Godanchor, Delete This Bonzibuddy Please, Everybody's Seen One Leprechaun, The Chumbawumba Baby, The Isle of Misfit Toys for Being Nasty.

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We're doing it! We're playing a thing! Do you know what it is? I'll give you three guesses. No.

No, that's just an actress.

No, I already said it wasn't Raven-Symoné from That's So Raven. You always guess that. It's Would I Rather! The game where we do would you rather questions, but they're deep and personal. And, for the record, Emily won. Want to know what I mean? Listen.

Topics include: What Does Vibing Mean to You, Robots is Too Scary, Do Away With Big Human Energy, Fuck You Silk, Little Hand Teeth, Give Me Back the Nutrients, Mystery Curse, and The Game.

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Salutations! You made it to the belly of the week, and here we are. Come on in. What's that? Oh, this old thing? This is Ex-Stream Roulette, a game where we pick movies at random and try to guess what they're about based only on the title! Try to guess before we do, and you'll win a PRIZE.

Topics include: Invasion of the Potty Snatchers, The Robot Named Booty That Lives Back There, Do Us A Flavor, Sophia Coppola Has Stopped Listening, The American Android Universe, How Far Does He Go?

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Hey, we made this. We made this for you. It's an episode of a podcast where we play Two Truths and a Lie, or more accurately: Two Truths and a Ho-LIE-Day. In honor of, you know, tomorrow.

Topics include: Dim Those Shits, Is It Halloween Yet?, The True Meaning of Krampus, Annoys the Community, Baby New Year the Baby, What's Wrong with a BP?, Blame it on Tanner, Spiders are a Lie, They Ate Eels.

*** If you're wondering about how exactly to start / continue dismantling the harmful narratives surrounding tomorrow's holiday, start with this wonderful man named Sean Sherman: This is the Year to Rethink Thanksgiving ***

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Hi, hi hi. And a fourth hi, just for safety. Can't be too careful these days. Strange folk about.

Remember when you were a kid and hated listening to music because it wasn't for kids? Well, obviously, Kidz Bop fixed that. But they broke so many other things, including Lyrical Integrity Itself. So, we're here to help THEM heal the damage they made by trying to keep dirty words out of the minds and hearts of children. And then, once we make 'em better for kids, we make them even more adult.

Anyway, we're playing Adultz Bop again! Join us.

Topics include: The Older You Get the Nastier You Get, Expose His Shame, Just to Find That Nude, What Are Things That Can Kiss Each Other For Kids, The Mozart of Kidz Bop. Garfield is the Slowest Cat

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Heists! Everybody loves heists. They're a victimless crime, because rich people aren't people and museums are monuments of colonization. BLAM. Also, heists are fun and they make fun movies. Double Blam.

Topics include: Sting Loves Us, List of Matt Damons, A Young Grandsonly Way, I'm Not Proper, For the Last Time Idris Elba Can Sing, People That Were Happy in the 90s, Getaway (From Me) Car, We Should Have Robbed the Bank Afterwards, Santatimes, My Uncle Life.

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