Hypotheticast

You're halfway through the week. And we're more than halfway through this March Madness, WYR-style. We know so many things, we've answered so many questions, and we're so close to the ultimate truth. Come. Come see.

Topics include: Dog Been Corned, Posters of Michael Jordan, Pretty Open Sprinkle-Wise, Tanner's Bedtime, The Monster Inside of All of Us, She Hates Rats, I Got the Winning Point, Let's Talk About Tails, That Porta-Potty.

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We're gettin' into the Weird Stuff. I mean, beyond the normal level. This is where the true clashes occur. The mashing of answers into horrible, terrifying, unanswerable chimeras.

Topics include: 25 or 6 to 4, Aaron Carter Drank a Beer Once and I Got Drunk at School, Full of the Magic Finger, I Want to Shoot Guns Down Holes, I Can Move On From That, You Guys Are Good at Knowing What's Cute, My Favorite News Network, The Interesting One at Family Reunions, What I Know Will Surprise You, A Hippo in a Man's World, and You Care Little For the Moon.

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Aah! The other side of the bracket! We're coming at you with eight more listener-submitted would-you-rathers and good dang these are spicy and quick. I hope you filled out your bracket, AND I hope you voted correctly!

Topics include: Just a Little Jock that Needed to Jam, There's My Boy Lookin' Tasty, I Feel Like I Am a Monster, the God of Grapefruits, The Girl Who Cried Paup, Buffet or Lose It, and Are You Afraid of Colors?

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Not all questions have answers.

Here at the Hypotheticast, we are rocked to our core by this existential truth every single day. And sometimes, we even muster the courage, the strength, the fortitude, to REVEL in such truths.

Today, we begin our quest to find the ULTIMATE would-you-rather. We're going to. And we're going to do it in a way that doesn't make any dang sense.

Topics include: Please Do Not Fuck Up My Parents Shit, Burp In My Ear Every Day for the Rest of My Life, Not a Lot of Holes and Orifices, You Can Gallop Like a Horse, That One Was a Journey and It Was Only Four Words, Stop 9/11, and Snort Snort.

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It's time for a new game, you dogs. And this one is ABOUT dogs, so like, that's fun, because I said dogs in the first sentence too. What a pleasure these show notes are to read. Do you like them?

Today, we're playing Hero Dog Saves Town, an RPG from Alex Roberts. It's a blast. Come see.

Topics include: Tough Healthcliff Talk, Animals Acting Like People, Ralfus, Community Safety Officer That Appeals to Teens, Vigourously Shaking a Dog by the Neck, MAN'S Best Friend, and The Other Ones Were Built On His Fame.

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Wednesday? Hm. I guess. Last I checked, it was like, Sunday. But ok. If you say so.

This episode of our beautiful lil' show is a throwback to a simpler time. A saltier time. A meatier time.

Topics include: Sell the Heart, George Clooney, Me Personally, Make It Hard, Do All Mummies Get Skinny, The Bones Kind, It's a Beautiful Walrus, They're Posting YouTubes and Instagrams.

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Or, search for us on SPOTIFY if you can tell us how many houseboats have ever caught on fire, because it's probably NOT THAT MANY.

Red. Flags.

You've got 'em. I've got 'em. We've all got 'em. And this week, we're making up hypothetical people that've got 'em. It's a game! Wow! Play it with us, by listening.

Topics include: There's No Bigger Red Flag Than Someone Thinking I'm Not Funny, It's Gonna Be Bad for You, Portalie Natman, This Person Will Go Back in Time and Kill Hitler, Emily Deserves a Date, Actually I Have a Headache, I Don't Like Someone Hurting Me, and Pillowhead.

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Hi! You! I'm so glad you're here. You know why? Because you rule. You're enough. I love what you're up to.

Today, we're playing Adultz Bop, which is a game where we guess how Kidz Bop tried to make the world safer (re: sanitized) for kids, and then try our best to make the world safer (re: more exciting) for adults. Who knows if we succeed, or even what success is!

Topics include: Taxi God and Taxi Law, Frank and Beans, Unless You're a Baby Being Born, It Kind of Is Like a Video Game, The Nana, Humble Fears, and Beg Borrow and Squeal.

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Today is a great day to grab life by the frickin' hand, squeeze that hand, and whisper something really nice into life's ear. Also, when I first went to type "today," I typed "toady" instead, and I'm pretty sure that's all you need to know about how cool this podcast is about to be.

We're playing Dark Stories, and boy, are these some stories.

Topics include: Mirror Mike, Creaky Doors, Funeral Practice, Live Mic on a Dead Body, The Reverse Stork, Ernie Keeps on Comin' Back, Poison Is It, Placenta, and Light Stories.

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January 20th. Something has occurred. Something has been expelled. Something has been . . . pooped out from the butthole of America. What's that? Oh, it's just this episode of the Hypotheticast.

Topics include: Fully Watching a Movie, We Are All Sausage Gods, I Haven't Seen Him Lately Is He Dead, You Can't Teach About People That You're Dating, A Mike With Some Movie-Themed T-Shirts, Short Times, What's Up Baby Jesus, and Break Up with a Carrot Top.

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