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One. Hundred. Episodes.

We couldn't have done it without you. Or, well, we could have, but that's just called "people talking to each other." Thank you so much for sticking around until our greatly anticipated Sheds Episode. Now that we've talked about your favorite thing, Sheds, you can probably unsubscribe.

Topics include: George H.W. Bush Cancelled Barns, Hey Kids Come Talk to My Shed, I'm a Judy Lady, Not All Sheds Truly Live, The Cool Thing About Airplanes, E.T. Can Get It, Mike Will Be Sorry He Ever Was Born

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A treat! A treat for you! Many treats, actually. We've got DARK STORIES comin' atcha this week, and I think you're going to like each one of them. They're jam-packed with the stuff kids crave: fatality, fishing, and friendship.

Topics include: Wave to Little Baby, David Loves Dollar Bills, I Don't Know Why Superman Died, The Blood is the Mans, Can You Imagine, and Their Friendship Was Important.

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Oh, ho ho. Ho ho! He he! Come in. My hearth is warm, my heart is medium rare. Welcome to the first episode ever of Romantic Fallout, the show where we take randomly generated mythical creatures and make. them. kiss.

Topics include: You're Not That Small, Is That a Religion Joke, It's Hard to Know What a Sludge Thing Does, Ferret Pixie Death Girl, Evil Pinterest, and "Shrek Shrek 2."

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Today! Look outside. What's it like? I don't know either. I destroyed all windows to the outside world long ago, for fun. Hi! Welcome to the Hypotheticast. It's us, that. And we're playing a New Game called Ex-Stream Roulette! We find random Amazon or Netflix titles, and then have to try to guess what they're about! We get very close, I promise.

Topics include: The Brave Little Toaster but with Home Rennovation, Becky the Backsplash, A Better Age to Be a Boy, He's Kinda Like a Baby, and I'm So Sad That's a Song.

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Hi! Ooh! You! It's you. We made something for you this week, and it's would-you-rather shaped. We baked it with the last of our flour, so we hope you enjoy the crispy-crunchy-peanut-buttery flavor. Asteroids is the theme! Asteroids! I hope you're ready to learn.

Topics include: Being Tom Bodett, She Is Baby, How Does Pac Man Move, Kill Me Now With An Asteroid, Unfinished Polish Business, Blast Through My Atmosphere, and Ripped Russian Kids.

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The fact that time doesn't exist anymore is really cool. You know what else is cool?

YOU. This week, we're playing Dark Stories, a game that's basically a series of mostly-inscrutable and some more-scrutable riddles. People piloting boats, people pointin' guns, people eatin' sandwiches? Wild. Listen in, to see if we can scrute them.

Topics include: An Activity I Sort of Enjoyed as a Child, Finally Got his Chanch, Playin' Bartender with the Kids, Demon-Scaring Gun, Animal Crossing, Bedtime, and The Water Was the Boat. ***

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Have you heard about dating? We remember. It's something people used to be able to do. And dumping. And DOing. Yeah, that's right. This episode is gonna get so nasty, wow, watch out, Mayors of Sextown are we. What I mean is: we're playing Do, Dump, Date!

Topics include: Way More Wack, Workin' and Bein' Cute, I Can't Conceive of a Won't They, Sexy and Cool, The Car Smashed Him So Hard, Blow Daddy, and The Clickety Clack Challenge.

It's a wild time out there, y'all. We know it. You know it. So, snuggle in here and have some cozy, regular, normal, nothing different about it Hypotheticast. I hope you like these bad, boring, bottom-of-the-barrel Would You Rathers.

Topics include: Virus Traps, Staying In, A Movie with Snoop Dogg In It, Tanner the Information Boy, and She Ra.

*** Oh, and remember. Next Thursday, the 9th of April, is going to be our first LIVESTREAM SHOW where you'll be able to send in questions LIVE, just like you've always dreamed. Like us on Facebook and/or Instagram, and we'll be sharing the details. We promise. ***

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We found something. On the internet. https://www.seventhsanctum.com/index-bein.php This website is magical, and you're about to witness the tip of the magical iceberg. We play a new, CLEARLY-named game called "Make'a N.O. Myth-s (Take)," in which we create whole mythologies around randomly generated creature names. Oh boy, this is a good car to drive. Jump in.

Topics include: Trying to Catch Teens Making Out, Darpest Deekest, Cops are Bad Detectives, A Hole in My Foot Hallucination, Snail Pressure Point Martial Arts, How Does It Do It, and Obsessed With That Rev Rev.

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Hello, all of you gorgeous human beans. Wow. Look at you. You're perfect.

These are stressful times. I hope you're all practicing good social distancing and helping those that need it. In the meantime, we're going to help YOU by making you laugh (or cry, you know, whatevs) with these St. Patrick's Day Would You Rathers! Yes yes yes, yes yes. Topics include: Donkey Turn it Green, I'm a Large Area, Charlie McCarthyism, Makes Me Wanna Retch, I'm a Luxury Demon, and Yo Quiero Taco Bell.

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