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Double-edged swords are everywhere, Hypotheticats.  That's why, in this episode, we're teaching you all about the consequences of your actions. Don't be hasty, as Big Fantasy Tree Boy once said. Don't be hasty.

Topics include: Sleepwatcher, catching a snake fair and square, which comic strip character is the least sexy, and Legally Distinct Laser Swords.

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Oh, dang. Hi. It's Hypotheticast time. And that means, of course, that we're going to take you on an adventure filled with board games, car games, slumber party games, spooky woods adventure games, and maybe even some MIND GAMES. 

Who knows? Games is the theme. The theme is games. 

Topics include: The Un-Game, Dream Date, David being impressed by his mom's Clue trigonometry, beautiful fate blocks, FREE ACES, and Squint Farmer.

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You know what they say: deception is the greatest crime.

Or perhaps it is the greatest, period. Because it's so awesome, and fun. This week, we're playing a game called Two Fourth of JuTruths and One Fourth of JuLIE. Which is "two truths and a lie," but with some holiday mix-ins. JOIN US.

Topics include: nerds as an overrated candy, Bunny Man, Emily's love of cheese, David's love of fire, and a special challenge just for you.

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This episode is MONEY.

But actually, it's about money. We're talking currency this week on the Hypotheticast, which means you'll finally find out exactly how much money each of us has in our bank account. 

Topics include: vomiting on libertarians, Nasty Money Lady, unlocking rare Emilys, money dreams, bringing it back to poop, the riches cloud, island castles, which rich dad moved my money parachute, and what the deal is with dogs and ghost rules.

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Beatrix Potter probably had some NASTY-good tattoos.

Just saying.

Hi, it's me, the Microtheticast. I'm a smaller, most digestible Hypotheticast. And this week, I'm a game called "Would I Rather?" It's where we pose the trickiest would-you-rather questions we've gotten over the last couple months, then guess how each other would answer them. Real fun. Real pure. Real good.

Topics include: raps are poems, octopeople, what a field mouse can ever do, Butt Showers / Butt Growers, winkydings, "Lil Psyche," and Lizard Justin.

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Failure.

It happens to us all, eventually. Sometimes a lot. Sometimes a little. Sometimes ultimately, like when we die, I guess. But failure is real, and we're here to make it FUN.

By that, of course, I mean that we're going to answer Would You Rathers about failure from wonderful listeners, we're going to speculate about alternate ways to view failure, and we're going on a test-taking adventure!

Topics include: boring YouTube gardening videos, porking swords, David actually enjoying sports, the word "bloopers," gettin' people for their boner crimes, Tamazon the Unstoppable Tech Fiend, and Scary Terry the magician. ***

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Oh, Buzzfeed. The true source of most of our society's joy. Or, at least, the true source of most of our identity, in terms of We Can Totally Tell Which Disney Princess You Are Based On Which Song You Listened To After Your First Breakup.

This week on the Microtheticast, we're taking a Would You Rather quiz. Here's the link, if you'd like to follow along.

10 Questions About Friendship That Are Almost Impossible to Answer

Yeah, click that clickbait.

We talk about crimes, work, weddings, awful exes, and CONFESSIONS. All the juicy stuff.

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Hello, buds. Greetings, comrades. Hi, pals.

This week, all our questions are centered around the theme of friendship! That's right. We're buds, and we're talkin' about bein' buds. In abstract ways. In direct ways. In sinister ways. 

Tune in and find out exactly what sorts of things Mike would do for a friend. Trust me. They're not NOT nefarious.

Topics include: bears that are also lamps, getting skulls signed by John Hodgeman, a big circle of murder, creepy twin death, sticking by your friends no matter what, and daily smoke machine entrances into this beautiful world.

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Remember Fallout Shelter? Of course you do. It's everybody's favorite game. Or, at least, it's one of ours. Since we did oceans last week, we thought it was only fair to keep the nautical theme rolling and do a boat-themed microtheticast! 

So, buckle up. Or, like, strap yourself down. Hold onto a sail. I don't know what people do in boats. Throw up?

Topics include: Sea Queen Esther Williams and her large purse, Ghost Pirate LeChuck and his obnoxious but totally rad vehicle, Rats Guy, and some pretty adorable post-apocalyptic ideas.

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Happy, happy Spring. Or Summer. It's hard to know these days. Is it going to snow next week? My weather schema is broken.

This week, our theme is the ocean! We're talking about our favorite boats, our favorite fish, and WHAT oh we also had a guest! Great news for you, local improviser and general famous person Becky Hauser agreed to do the show with us this week. So, you know. Enjoy THAT.

Topics include: ghost fish, ocean geocaching, lonely whales, whether or not humans can boosh, toilet adventures, and many things "of the sea."

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