Hypotheticast

You're all familiar with our strange but lovely mutant-generating-fun-time-game called Fallout Shelter. And I bet you've heard of the Olympics. This week for the Microtheticast, we're combining the two! 

Tune in to hear about your favorite cast of post-apocalyptic characters, including (but not limited to) Dennis Rodman with the ability to talk to dolphins, Mind-reading Tara Lapinski with a giant gun, and James Van Der Beek. He's there.

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Tell us who YOU'D have picked. 

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It's that special, magical time of year. The time when all the nations of the world set aside their differences and get real cold and go real fast.

WINTER OLYMPICS!

That's our theme this week, and we've got a lot to say. Topics include: baby luge, purple medals, Star Track, Globey: The Earth That Pooped, stealing baby shoes, McSaladShakers, and the secret messages medals have on their backs.

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You know Do, Dump, Date. It's the best game. We made it up 100% no problem yep sure did, and we're slapping our Harry Potter theme from last week onto this episode too! And Liz is still here! Good golly, we're lucky.

Topics include: A Levitation to Remember, a great new reality show called Dump That Duck, Party Riot, sliding into DMs like a greasy rat, the best (or worst) way to "do" Vernon Dursley, whether or not the pumpkin is always fresh.

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Are you a pot-head? That's what they call people that like Harry Potter, right? No? Dang. I can't keep up.

Fortunately, we have a guest named Liz to guide us through the wild and wacky magical theme of the week. She killed it, and she's the best. The best!

Topics include: Mike is an important demographic, writing letters to ourselves about being accepted to Hogwarts, House Mischieviort, the difference between a muggle and a squib and a Slytherin and a Filch, Harry Potter in Space, our least favorite flavors of sticky beans, Caveman Harry Potter, prefect bathrooms, and what kind of white rappers Ron would listen to.

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Remember those amazing Mutant Animal cartoons of the 80s? Or, honestly, even of today? We loved Street Sharks. We loved Extreme Dinosaurs. And we also loved the Middle-Aged Creme Filled Sugar Gliders. Wait, that last one wasn't real? Haha. Gotcha. We made that one up. On this show!

Tune in to find out all about some randomly-generated imaginary 80s programs! They're fun. They're weird. At least one is in space.

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Hey, meat-heads.

Or cheese-heads.

Or cheese-substitute and meat-substitute heads.

Hey, heads. 

It's me, the Hypotheticast. I'm back, with another themed episode for your beautiful little ears. And guess what? This one's ALL about pizza. Like, actually. The whole thing. This might be our most focused topic yet, and we're really proud. I think you will be, too.

Topics include: the movie Munchie, Pizza Improv Everywhere, putting them crispy one dollar bills right into your mouth, a way we could get everybody to stop eating pizza, always remembering to consider mouse smooches, whether robotic spiders are trustworthy, and a problem we never thought we'd have.

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It's a tiny friend for you. Just a bitty boy. It's like a snack. Do you want a snack? Don't lie. Lie and die, that's my motto.

This Microtheticast is one where we play the game "The Good, The Bad, and The Answer." It's a good reminder that hypothetical scenarios aren't always purely positive OR negative. There's so much nuance in the world! Wow!

Topics include: Mike's attraction to drug dealers, Emily flitting around on the Titanic, steamy scenes, messing about in boats, all-black eyes, and cutting our hair with fire.

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Feelings!

Do you have feelings? Have you ever been happy? What is happy?

These are questions, questions that need answers. But not now. For now, we're going to talk hypothetically. This week, we're talking about feelings, but not in a COMPLETELY direct way. As our theme! Would You Rathers about feelings, a Black Mirror-themed Speculative Meat Segment, and a deliciously realistic Would You Black It adventure.

Other topics include: bald heads as mood rings, feeling like eating, eating our feelings, Kenny Noggins, and big long under the bed tubs. *** Also, check out the NE Night Market! Yeah! But really, do it! ***

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This week, we're playing "Would I Rather," a game about predicting each other's hypothetical opinions! It's a great game to play with friends, or with people you've never met, or even with awful people that you never want to see again. Because, hey, you know what they say: "keep your friends close, and your enemies are good for playing games with but not much else, yup, this is that classic quote by me, mister quotes."

Topics include: Captain Smacks, rat surprises, vacationing in the puff, Love Actually 2: It's About McDonalds This Time, David becoming his own parent, and Grapple-Tooth Mike's love of conjuring.

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It's 2018. Well, almost. We're prepping. We're ready. We're so dang ready.

This episode is all about New Year's Eve. Some kissing, some resolutions, some learning, some growing, and so much imagining. Come into this mess with us.

This episode has stuff like: David learning what "bottom" and "top" means, being fast, being strong, a summary of the ending of the movie Click, self-righteousness, proposing to people that are eating hot dogs, mike doing foley sound effects for dog licks and lip bites, gettin' toasted, and Sims-like displays over all our heads.

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