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For our first Spooky Microtheticast, we're pretending to be ghosts. Again. But this time, we're in charge of our own Ultimate Haunted Houses! We've been charged with assembling the scariest possible teams, and I think we did a pretty rad job.

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And if you want to play this game with your friends, you should! It's easy, and it rules. Ask us, if you have questions.

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It's our favorite month. Why? Because it's the spookiest month. This week, we're talking about anything that goes "bump," "boo," "eek," or "zoinks" in the night. Anything.

Topics include: Hooky the Hook Hand Man with Two Hooks for Hands, spiders are everywhere, David thinks carnally means something that it doesn't mean, Mike squatted in a mansion basement, Corn Sack Kenny, cool Patrick Swayze references, the debut of Spooky Daddy, Brenda the Feminist Ghost Avenger, and David being part goblin. Check us out on social media! Here are the links you love to click. Click 'em!

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This week, we keep the TV theme going. We're talking about Hank Hill's fatherly attributes, Mike going to prom with Alf (or Elf), Olivia Benson and her singular career choices, and David swiping right on David.

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Television! What a wonderful box. Or, really, what is "television"? Is it the box? Is it the programming? Is it in our hearts?

We're here to answer these questions and more on this week's television-themed Hypotheticast. 

We talk about old television programming, reality dating shows, bit characters, not being afraid to be a little sassy and a little classy, John Phillip Singza, Emily's interest in 18-19 year old men, being a TV, and many more wonderful topics.

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Now, quick. Follow this link to our listener survey! It'll help us know what you like, what you hate, and what sorts of ads we might be able to feature on the program. We'd love it if you participated, mostly because David just likes peepin' at that sweet, juicy data.

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This week, we're playing a game called "The Good, The Bad, and The Answer." It's something David made up, so if you hate it, just @ him a TON. He's @comegetsomedave. And he'd love it if you just destroyed his twitter. Rip him apart.

And seriously, thanks for listening. We love ya.

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As promised, follow this link to our listener survey! It'll help us know what you like, what you hate, and what sorts of ads we might be able to feature on the program. We'd love it if you participated, mostly because David just likes peepin' at data.

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Our show can now legally smoke and join the armed forces! We're 18! Wow. I can't wait until the Hypotheticast can rent a car. That's the real milestone.

This week, we're talking about family. Mostly chosen families, some strange supernatural families, but relative-themed the whole way through. 

Topics include: fun fall favorites, an important analysis of Full House's half-hearted tone, raising baby jesus, growing husbands, peanut butter baby, and the metaphysical Hannah Montanta to the Miley.

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When you're preparing to be stranded in a nuclear wasteland, it's good to be prepared. Especially in regards to who you'll let into your precious fallout shelter. Kesha with a pig nose? Meryl Streep with amazing abs? 

We decided on our shelters. Tell us if we're wrong.

And we love you.

A lot.

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It's that happy time of year again. That time where you're not sure where that person has been, and then you find out that they've been in like JAMAICA or something for a week, and then you get really jealous and unfriend them and never speak to them again.

Right?

Oh, that's just me.

Hi, Hypotheticats. Our show is vacation-themed this week, which means we've got all sorts of relaxing content for you to sip. 

Topics include: Emily's family going camping, Looking for Babies (our new podcast), unique vanity plates, roadside food vendors, forest robots in Wisconsin, welcoming the apocalypse, David living in the past, The Coward of the World, hitting David where it hurts, local art not being worth the money and you should just go to walmart.com, and The Multiverse.

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This week, it's nothing but David's ultimate fantasy. And no, it doesn't have to do with drugs or space. Well, maybe space. A little.

WE GET A ROBOT. 

We're doing another Choose Your Own Adventure book for the Microtheticast, and it's just as confusing / surreal as the last one. Buckle up, because you're in for a wild ride of bizarre "robot sounds" and lots of secret buttons.

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Skin flaps make EVERYBODY nervous.

Hi, listener. It's me, the Hypotheticast. I'm here to tell you a little bit about myself. Turns out, I love ALL animals. This week, all our questions are animal-themed! So, if you're really into critters, you're going to be DOWN with this. If you're not, I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry.

Topics include: Science's Green earth, getting hyped about gak, how it would feel to hug a giant tardigrade, David's many cow companions, tattoos on nasty flaps, horrible nature center trap boxes where they make you touch stuff you don't wanna touch, and everybody's weird alien friend Thomas.

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