Hypotheticast

It's still sex-themed, friends. And Olivia's still here. You're welcome for BOTH of those.

This week for the Micro, we're playing "Do, Dump, Date." Not familiar? It'll make sense. Just get in here and listen.

Topics include Mike's anti-crab agenda, doing the oopsie, Triscuit Town, A Triscuit Too Far, That Cracker Feeling, and polyamory always being an option.

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It's still summer. But we already did a summer-themed episode. What to do next? I think the answer's obvious. I mean, we thought so. 

SEX.

Yep. This week, it's all about that special dance that we do with other humans sometimes. Topics include Mike definitely knowing the lyrics AND tune to "Let's Talk About Sex," Mapquest for Innuendos, Definitely Going Giggly (the new Ben Affleck joint), Marvel's Sexually Activated Winter Soldier, Bone Improvement, DJ Very Icky, and a rather unfortunate comparison of sex and pop tarts. 

We love you so much, and thank you so much for continuing to send in amazing questions / reviews / ideas. You're literally the best fans in the whole world, at least probably, let's be honest, I'm not doing a survey. I'm just gonna assume.

Hey look! It's Olivia's Blog! Check. It. Out.

https://taikonenfea.wordpress.com/

And it's her podcast, too! Dang. 

https://www.sssjcast.com/

This week, we play a fun little Weird Game called "Would I Rather?" Where we are vain. And it's fun. And we're buds.

Topics include: Feet, more fireworks, electrolytes, Water Fight 2017 With Real Guns, and everybody's favorite new beach programming: Diners, Drive-ins, Dives, and Dumpsters.

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Hi, Little British Babies!

It's us, the Hypotheticast. Your forever friends. Thanks for joining us on this wild, wild ride we call "being people."

This week, life is all about Emily hating fireworks, Mike loving fireworks and being a good down home country boy, Lake Nokomis ghosts, Tooth Talk, lady self-love, Judy Garland, and crotch beer.

Need I say more?

Yeah, I probably need to say more.

Something like this YOU'RE GREAT OK BYE.

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Hypotheticats! Hi! You're here. It's our third Microtheticast, and this time, we're playing Choose Your Own Adventure. 

We read "Haunted House" by R.A. Montgomery, and it got unexpectedly wild. We found fuzzy turtles, hidden rivers, sunbeams, and crocodiles with rubber teeth. There's a lot to love in this "haunted" house. 

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Thank you, listeners. For sticking with us this long. Without you, we could never have created this awful, terrible piece of "podcast" that you see before you.

Do you like talking about carbonated beverages? No? Well, what about Forever Sunburns? Or having sex with yourself? Or how much David hates the game Jacks?

Don't worry. This episode gets serious. And then, after we get serious, we talk about Toy Story Cults. 

THE HYPOTHETICAST, EVERYBODY.

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All our questions for this second Microtheticast are from FOURTH GRADERS. That's right. Your parental figures always did say that the first sign of being a Classic Fourth Grader was coming up with ingenious Would You Rather questions. 

Oh, and if you've got kids that you wanna hang out with, you can listen to this episode with them! It's kid-friendly! No swears, no gross stuff, and just a LITTLE bit of death.

Thank you so much to these kids, and thanks to YOU for being really great and good, look at you, wow. 

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Hi, you! Nice shoes, probably.

I got you something. It's a little Podcast Nugget that you can eat, or drink, or hear. It's up to you, really. I recommend the lattermost, but I'm not a doctor and I never will be.

This week, we talk about a lot of garbage. Trash topics include: The Dave Cave with Mike Inside of It, cat photography, complimentary Gilbert Gottfried, dump truck butts, kissing richard simmons, The Bunny Dimension, and riddles. 

KEEP SENDING US THESE AWESOME QUESTIONS. WE ARE NOT WORTHY.

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Hey, beautiful you! It's us. This is our first week with this new schedule, and that means you get to hear the FIRST Microtheticast! 

This week, we're playing a game called Nuclear Fallout. It involves laser eyes, guns for hands, Sylvia Plath, and diamond iPhones. So, like, yeah. You'll wanna be pushing play right about now. Yeah.

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It's new segment time! We've got something hot and juicy for you this week. It's a little segment we like to call "If I Were You." It's advice stuff. It's a dank, sticky segment. Check it.

Also, we discuss how difficult it is to hear bug sounds, how easy it is to open cars with your teeth, how awful it would be if anybody had to make out with David, and how to plan a really good Hunger Games themed wedding.

And keep listening next week for our first official MICROTHETICAST! Oh, golly. Get pumped.

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