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Our show is literally swimming in listener submitted Would You Rather questions. It's remarkable. And we love you, each and every human. The Hypotheticats are the best fans around. Write that down. It's true. Write it down.

But, in the face of our abundant listener ideas, Mike decides that he just wants to make up some of his own. His questions make us think about marrying clouds, about cement feet, about the population of Topeka, Kansas, and many other slightly awful things.

Also in this episode: apologizing to sentient spaghetti, Big Nature, Herzogmobiles, and lots of other nasty business that you probably don't want to hear about Seth Rogen chasing people while not wearing any clothing.

Naked Seth Rogen.

There you go, SEO. We'll pop up on SOMEBODY'S Google search, now.

In this lovely, meandering, and definitely at least a little bit disturbing episode, your best pals talk about how much they hate cauliflower, Pungeons and Dragons, dream-invading scientists, sleeping with mummies, glitter clouds, SENTIENT glitter clouds, and some chunky little martian goblins that eat space wreckage.

And do you like to GET SPOOKED because watch out, this week's Would You ___ It is like 5/5 spook.

In which the gang talks about Nancy Drew, Nancy Drew's most physically attractive and emotionally stable friend Bess, peacock tails, dinosaur capes on the red carpet, The Dollar Tree, being eaten alive by a presumably human live baby, forehead vaginas, whether or not Cost Plus World Market sells pants of any kind, what we'd do with our last month on earth, and how much Hope loves Weird Icelandic Sorcery.

Also, this episode is DEFINITELY more nasty than we usually get. Which is neat, and super great. But be warned. Maybe not a "gather round, Christian Grandparents" sort of radio experience.

This week, we're talking about how horrible it would be if Mike actually got Spiderman's Nasty Teen Powers. Like, really. It's disgusting.

Other slightly less adolescent topics include: hyper-attractive masks, Young Dustin Hoffman, Dr. Andrew W.K. M.D., David thinks he's Ryan Gosling, and whether smurfs are actually trolls or not. We're truly not sure about that last one. Oh, and catch a sneak peek of our pilot episode of MassHystericast at the end of the show. 

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In which your three favorite nasties get tattooed by Oprah, embarrass themselves with stories about popcorn, solve Jonbenet Ramsey's murder, defend their love of cats, half-heartedly defend their love of dogs, and talk about a bunch of other podcasts that aren't this one.

Cross-promotion! That's how do you it, right?

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Sometimes, life is hard. But, fortunately, there are almost always small magical household creatures with charming accents to help us through the tough times. Don't understand? It's ok. We barely do either. 

Besides that business, this episode also includes further questions from our five-year-old contributor, superheroes like WikiMan and Junk Food Lady, and something called "baby food paint." It's a wild week, friends. Happy Wednesday.

In which the gang learns about containers, pocket shrimp, future pants, and how time travel can make really problematic personal issues just fade away.

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This week, we open a whole bunch of cans of worms, and some of them are gross. But there are 127 Hours jokes, and everybody loves those. Other topics include: Spooky Islands, drinking blood, ghosts, souls, Beer with Bigfoot, and how Mike is for sure a Gryffindor.

Oh, and we close with an emotional Shark Tale. Dreamworks, hit us up. 

We made this for you. It's some jokes, it's some thoughts, maybe even a couple feelings. Topics include duck-fighting techniques, putting teeth where teeth should probably not be, tightly-packed sausage lakes, and some weird Kid Games that Mike claims "weren't mean and were totally fine."

Guess what? It's our inaugural episode! Yikes.

This solid gold chunk of audio has some real juicy bits for you, attractive listener. Things like spiders with human hands, babies, muffins, cancer-curing cheeseburgers, Paul McCartney's (probably) luscious lips, and like, everything else you've been thinking about recently in the shower.

Not you, SPECIFICALLY. We don't know what you're thinking about in the shower. And, really, that's fine.