Yeah, you know it. It's that time. It's another Microthetikids. We've just gotten too many rad questions from children to stay away from this amazing segment. So, as always, this episode is kid-created and kid-friendly. Gather round with the whole family! Except Nancy. She hasn't been keeping up on her chores, so she's still banished to her room after supper. No podcasts for you, Nancy!

Topics include: lava, more lava, actually so much lava, dying in planes, eating unicorns, pillow fights, the hunger games, and many other obvious kid-centric topics.

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It's holiday times! For some of us. For many of us. And sometimes, our wintry traditions involve gift-giving. This week, we've got a large gift-themed episode for you beautiful snowbabies.

Topics include: looking a floating gift horse in the mouth, getting presents early, blurting out Present Spoilers, whether or not spiders are maliciously organized, toilet troubles of a particular kind, and the social pressure of discerning the perfect reaction to a publicly-received gift.

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The food theme isn't over. Oh no. This week's Micro is all about food, and whether we'd like to do it, date it, or dump it. It's that classic game, back again, and somehow even more delicious than the first time.

Topics include: the merits of Outback Steakhouse's ranch dipping sauce, the deadliness of Outback Steakhouse's ranch dipping sauce, being cool about Cheetos, and the unfortunate anatomical analogue of a hot pocket. 

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FOOD. We eat it. You eat it. And now, we talk about it also. What a deal!

Thanks for coming. It's our first food-themed episode, and it probably won't be our last. This time, we're talking about licking things, eating things, having things eaten off us, how guns might taste like chocolate bars, how leaves might taste like chips, and how Emily really really hates mountain climbers.

I mean, dang. I had no idea.

She hates them.

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This week, we get ETHICAL. It's a "Micro-ethicast." See what we did? Yeah. It's fun. It's flirty. We're tackling a couple classic moral dilemmas, as well as some odd ethical conundrums. 

Topics include: accidental poisoning, Hitler in a dog body, ignoring weird requests in waiting rooms, cramming Carrot Top into a box, and David not loving his brother enough.

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Music. It's like nature's candy. This week, the Hypotheticast fields all your most dire and pressing music-related questions, like "if I get struck by lightning, will I be good at violin?" (hint:yes)

Other topics include: falling in love with Young Paul McCartney, baby's legs, Mozart covering Yakety Sax, and a charity event named Blood for Blood for Fun.

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The leaves are actually falling. They're piling up, and we're trying our best to actually stay on top of this whole "using all our listener-generated content" business. Rakin' more leaves this week, with your best buds Mike, David, and Emily.

Topics include: fabricated realities, sleep paralysis, nervous breakdowns, and whispers.

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Halloween is finally gone. And yeah. We're sad. But that means we're sitting on a veritable MOUNTAIN of amazing questions from our listeners. So, in honor of this fall season, this episode is a cornucopia! We're pulling some old questions, some new questions, and making up a couple of our own! Sit down.

Grab an ear of corn.

Get munchin'.

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IT'S HERE. Ween Week. I'm sure you're dressed as a Satan Witch or a Mummy Skeleton or something ultra-lovely. We're dressed as a Choose Your Own Adventure this week, and this one is extra special. It was written by our friend Christian Hagen!

First things first: listen to the episode.

Second things second: if you're curious about the rest of the choices, you can find the text here! Feel free to play along! Or send us feedback about how stupid Emily and Mike are.

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We're marching closer, ever closer, to that fateful Ween. That's right. It's our second full spooky episode, and this one is specifically Halloween themed!

Buckle up for some harrowing Would You Rathers, a new game, and a terrible adventure with a small candy-distributing boy named Chunky.

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