The American Dream...

You can be a little creepy, and a whole lot innocent at the same time, just ask Mr. Allen.

There's a difference ya know ;)

I know it was hungry but just look at all the damage the cute little fucker has caused, and all because we were irresponsible and gave into the adorable wittle one's midnight cravings.

Welcome to the land where you do not have to say what you mean, or mean what you say, Welcome to the USH.

PS5 Madness gave me a pretty excellent, and retarded idea for a pseudo-social-experiment, so stay awhile and listen to this crazy-ass tale.

Late-night bong sessions always bring out those zen cosmic vibes.

It's time we stopped repeating our insane actions expecting a new result. So, on that note, I hereby announce I shall be taking my shits in my Cat's Litter Box, forward all my calls, please.

Look, if I want to tell the joke, or speak my mind, I'm going to do it. You should do it too. Unless you're being some kinda cunt. But other than that, tell anyone who says you can't say that, to go fuck themselves before you put them through that fucking wall!!!

Having a fucked up crazy election, 20 years after the last fucked up crazy election just feels right.