Hysterical Horizons

If you ever wondered, what the fuck is Hysterical Horizons, well, now you know. Remember Kids! Knowing is half the Battle, GI JOE!!! Oh, Wrong show...

I mean, we say it matters, but does it really matter. Fuck you, I am not depressed, just being honest... No, I am not talking to myself, I'm just having a strawman conversation becasue I am Mentally Hillarious.

Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury, please hear me and hear me now! If you do not listen to the entire podcast, you have no right to criticize me...

Get baked like one of my momma's pound cakes, becasue we're going cosmic and beyond up in this bitch. Buckle up for safety motherfuckers.

Sean Connery was a one of a kind human being.

Somedays you just have to say fuck it and go full Retard... Yes, even while knowing you should never go full Retard.

Watching America Tear Itself Apart Has Made Me Feel So Much Saner...

Taking things too seriously can make the smartest man retarded

Today I ask, you guessed it, questions that made my Teachers beat the fuckery out of me.

In fact, let's ride the bitch so hard that it would make Brokeback Mountain crumble.