hi hello happy thanksgiving!!!! this episode we bring on the jane goodall of chicago sports radio callers, the hillarious BRENDAN MGOWAN.

we talk:

- THANKSGIVING BABY

- the horrorshow that is jim nantz's home life

- reminders of why seriously no one should ever watch football

- a DEEP DIVE into the psyche of the guy who calls in to chicago sports radio

it's very fun so please rate and review or whatever!!!!!

🚨🚨🚨EMERGENCY POD ALERT🚨🚨🚨

big corbs himself CORBIN SMITH (take it or break it, daily beast) comes on for a rollicking good chat that mostly centers on the absolutely batshit fake(?) rumor that the browns are considering head coach CONDOLEEZZA FUCKING RICE.

PLUS:

- which of history's greatest monsters would be good coaches??

- which NFL players eat ass AWOOOOO

- a super stony thought exercise on if football would exist in an america that wasn't built on (and continues to thrive off) the brutal oppression of vulnerable communities (YOU CAN'T GET THIS SHIT ON ESPN BABY!!!!)

ok love you byeeee

mama mia papa pia we got ourselves a real fancy college-boy sports reporter in the house! delightful raconteur BOB SILVERMAN calls in for a real fun weird one!

this is a JETS episode so we do a LOT of non-football talk in this one baby!!!!! 

- divorced dad mike mccarthy

- "I just had a knack for getting hit by flying objects" (being a macho sports jock in red diaper baby new york city)

- mark gastineau and boys' town "bookstores" that sell cigarettes

- A MUST-LISTEN STORY about a group of rowdy teens and a promise to fuck a ham

- holding basketball to the same accountability as football

please rate and review or whatever!!!!!

@bobsaietta

@shutupandrosky

happy halloween!!!!! i know it's a week late but suck my kiss i was busy losing an election THANK YOU VERY MUCH. uhh it was a bye-week, yeah that works, a bye-week.

this week we welcome from the sports gambling podcast, sean's sports show, and Untied on Sirius XM, SEAN GREEN!

we talk:

what it's like to work with Gronk

how fucking lame the LA coliseum is and my trip to watch the rest of the packers fuck aaron rodgers LIVE this time

and we go deep on THE EAGLES BABY what the FUCK is going on with them?

@seantgreen

@shutupandrosky

hi hello we're BACK baby and we're here talkin' SEAHAWKS with good boy and great guest SPIKE FRIEDMAN!!!! on this episode we cover:

a boring week 7, so boring that we talk about kickers and eli apple!!!!

who's the best DB in the league this year? right? who the fuck is it?

the ballad of earl thomas

a deep dive into the man, the myth, the funniest football player of all time, marshawn lynch

please rate & review or whatever!!!!!!

@SpikeFriedman

@shutupandrosky

HELLLLOOOOOOOO NURSE!!!!

today we have a great episode for you featuring the one and only SEAN KEANE from the amazing ROUNDBALL ROCK podcast.

on this ep we talk BORTLES, whether loving your damn wife makes you a better football player, plus we go deep on the 49ers and their bada-bing-adjacent ownership.

rate, review, subscribe. peace and love peace and love!!!!

@shutupandrosky

@seankeane

hey what the footballers (i'm never gonna call u that again i promise) we're here today with quite possibly the funniest person i've ever met, BUTT'S JOE MCADAM. we talk:

-mcarthyism, and how the packers would be better if mike mccarthy  freaky friday'd with a longshoreman

- the kicker's despair (including a WILD story about a 2nd rounder former rookie of the year KICKER who is very cut-and-dry about his insane cocaine habit)

- elvis grbac's accidental sexiest man alive

- and we go deep on THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS

please like, rate, subscribe, leave a review, and also just like be yourself ok????

i love you byeeeee

@joemcadam

@shutupandrosky

hi hello i am very happy to present our LONGEST EPISODE TO DATE. fuck you ROUNDBALL ROCK and TAKE IT OR BREAK IT, we have OVER AN HOUR AND TWENTY MINUTES OF HOT CON(tent) for u bb. isaiah breen joins us to talk about the fun and also legitimately upsetting things behind the vikings slow start, how he became a blessed football convert, tom brady's eventual presidency, and which NFL QBs have the tubbiest corks. looooooooottttta hog talk in this ep. you're gonna love it you sickos!!!!

@shutupandrosky

@isaiah_kb

ok i love you bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hi hello we are BACK with oh my god you guys one of the best dudes in the WORLD that's right from CONAN and VICELAND and ALL FANTASY EVERYTHING and SHININ' with SAM & DAVE we got DAVID GBORIE!!!! we talk a lot about high school football, what it feels like to actually play the fucking game we always watch all the time, the DENVER BRONCOS, and also about how david's so strong he once broke a home gym. ok i love you bye!!!!!

@thegissilent

@shutupandrosky

connor southard (@connorsouthard) joins me to talk about how 'friday night lights' bullshit is used by those in power to excuse horrifying behavior but also... uhhh... FOOTBALL IS STILL GOOD AND ANYONE WHO SAYS 'SPORTSBALL' IS LAZY. it's complicated!!!!!

then we talk about the good myths in football and why they bring us joy, specifically in the form of lanky plainsman stringbean josh "did he just jump over an entire man?" allen.

check out connor's great article about joshy here: https://victoryjournal.com/stories/a-stranger-comes-to-town/

ok i love you bye.