I Am The Cute One

Chelsea and Donny may busy being empathetic, trolling Trixie Mattel's fans and getting thicker cvm, but besides that, Donny worked the Big Brother 26 premiere party and Chelsea survived the Microsoft crash. Once they're finished talking about themselves, they discuss Jojo Siwa, the I Know What You Did Last Summer reboot, chickens laying yummy yummy bread, and the 20th Anniversary "re-release" of Ashlee Simpson's Autobiography album (you can keep the re-release, but give us a tour!)

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Austin Butler didn’t win the Oscar for Elvis, Connie Britton looks like a dried up cinnamon stick, Nicholas Cage trains crows, and Helen Keller may not have been real (if you ask Gen Z). The Cute Ones discuss those hot topics, as well as twins making out, different ways to work the system, and the best Chelsea’s ever looked. Also, straight men are so annoying and there's no carnival games at basketball games. (Send this podcast to your favorite gay!)

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Chelsea is back from sequestering and surviving a ferry accident, and Donny is still healing from being mistreated by one of his (former) favorite actresses, but they are still here to cover this week’s hottest headlines. Kind of. Donny made his debut on The Daily Mail, and Lindsay Hubbard’s pregnancy resulted in an advertisement and an early eviction from The Traitors. With Donny coming into his witch powers, Chelsea decides to use it to her advantage (watch out, He Who Must Not Be Named!)

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If you thought Chelsea and Donny weren’t equipped to discuss movies or current events, well - you're right, but you ain’t seen nothing yet. Because today they’re really all in, and tackling… unsolicited advice! You sent in your questions, Cuties, and Donny and Chelsea are helping out. Well - kind of.

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Chelsea and Donny couldn't celebrate Morally Corrupt Month without featuring THEE most morally corrupt movie of all time: Never Been Kissed. Relive this episode with Christine Biancavilla as the Cute Ones discuss the best SNL casts, Dunkin Donuts parking lots, a cancellable statement about Gen Z, and the power of "No Scrubs."

(This episode originally aired February 6, 2022.)

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The day we knew would come has come at last: not the end of Chelchella or Pride; no, Charlotte the Stingray has passed. While the Cute Ones put on their tinfoil hats to figure out why, they also discuss Chelsea’s tornado-ridden trip to Florida (you can see the wreckage on TikTok!) and Donny’s Pride weekend (you can see the wreckage in the gender neutral restroom at Boxers!) Also, they ponder the best way to mourn a cat, brainstorm what theme party they’d throw if they had Kardashian money (PUT YOUR SNEAKERS ON), and plan when they’ll moon someone together. Please send this to your favorite gay!

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It's the first annual Morally Corrupt Month and what better movie to kick it off than Marci X, a film about Lisa Kudrow solving racism by rapping. Chelsea may have saved herself for marriage, but Donny is ready to love Jacques (the mouse from Cinderella) right in the butt. Buckle up cuties, because the call is coming from the house this month and no one is safe.

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Mamma Mia; it’s a Friday! Donny (famously, a young girl in French) may have single handedly turned his sister’s wedding into a superspreader event, but nothing is worse than Chelsea’s hair color on Zoom (it’s better in purpose - we promise!) With Dr. Bald as their new unofficial producer, the duo have quite a few headlines to bring to the table this week, including Anne Hathaway’s lip plumping, Jennifer Lopez flying commercial, and gay animals. (Happy Pride!) Also, “Oh, Mary” is in previews on Broadway, and you don’t need to be a Lincoln Head like Donny to appreciate it!

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Because Donny is a better friend than Chelsea, he is on his best behavior to cover Chelsea’s favorite movie of all time: The Royal Tenenbaums. And after a deal with a fairy, Chelsea learns the hard way to trust her gut. We don’t know if Ben Stiller is the shoe shoe in his family, but he certainly is in Donny’s heart (and netherregions). You don’t need to be cuckolded in the Rainforest Cafe to know that Luke Wilson has never looked better than in THAT scene of this movie. Don’t be an old f*ck butt! Check out our sponsors this week and help Donny get a new computer.

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