TGIF (Cuties! We'll say it for you if you're at work)! Put your sneakers on (cc: Vanessa Hudgens' Sneakernight) and plan a party with your friends where you... debate lawn chairs and pay your bills while Chelsea plays video games and Donny celebrates sobriety with JoJo. Or you could fight with strangers on the internet because that's what the Cute Ones are doing with their week!

INTRO

1:30 2000s dance party/freakier friday

6:30 P.f. chang’s & chelsea’s dream about donny

7:30 donny’s emotional sobriety update

11:00 video games are ruining chelsea’s life

12:30 fighting on the internet: embarrassing or fun?

RECOMMENDATIONS

18:40 choosing joy (and energy drinks)

23:40 song of achilles

25:00 YOUTUBE LIVE ANNOUNCEMENT

HEADLINES

25:30 is alec baldwin okay????

26:40 taylor swift’s new album

28:40 cruel summer season 3

31:40 jessica biel / 7th heaven

32:20 MGK / aliens in hollywood

37:30 CUTIE OF THE WEEK

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In this episode, Donny and Chelsea explore themes of mindfulness, sleep hygeine, and the importance of being intentional with time. They discuss their personal experiences with digital detox, new hobbies, and the excitement surrounding Big Brother 40. The conversation also touches on the impact of AI in daily life, health concerns, and the escapism found in gaming. They share recommendations for theater and entertainment, along with updates on pop culture and reality TV. The episode concludes with reflections on personal growth and the significance of community.

...if Chelsea asks, a human totally wrote this.

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Great. As if Donny didn't have enough trauma from watching The Royal Tenenbaums once, we're revisiting it with this flashback episode!

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Donny's sister had her baby, but he has bigger things to talk about: his diarrhea this week, but that's nothing on what Chelsea went through this week: deleting TikTok after learning about time traveling Airbnbs.

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Donny's fourth viewing of "I Know What You Did Last Summer" was a success that led him to do some science while Chelsea has been executing Netflix fashion shows in her living room. Also, both of the Cute Ones read (very different) books this week, and a woman bit her co-workers. Happy Friday!

TIMESTAMPS

0:00 intro

1:30 i still know what you did last summer / sarah michelle geller vs. jennifer love hewitt

6:30 donny’s time with college friends / being a boat boy

11:15 chelsea navigating dementia in her family

RECOMMENDATIONS

16:20 parvati’s book (nice girls win: how i burned it all down to claim my power)

19:42 discovery of witches / shadow of night

HEADLINES

21:25 coldplay kiss cam

22:30 911 drama / ryan guzman sucks

26:30 serial biter is fired from law firm

28:30 donny is worried about mixing friend groups / acting right

CUTIE OF THE WEEK

32:30 trisha paytas / katy perry’s butterfly

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Chelsea and Donny are back - after using ChatGPT, paying off debt, visiting the Rainforest Cafe, and having nightmares about Donny’s mom. The Cute Ones talk about Big Brother 27, the I Know What You Did Last Summer feud, and the rules of UNO. Also, you’re probably intolerable if you talk about Love Island on Threads.

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