This episode originally aired 9/23/24.

After the Cute Ones fight about Lifetime movie look-a-likes and Tony Danza appearing gay, they spend the time figuring out who is the Crazy One as they cover the 2002 feminist flop, Swimfan. They spend the hour comparing their motives for being nuts, contemplating if Donny is having a midlife crisis, praying for the release of Jesse Bradford and Azealia Banks’ leaked tapes, and arguing with Gen Z about their hatred of sex. Then, Chelsea talks about her hatred of silver jewelry while Donny shames unprofessional restaurant employees. Shoutout to our UK Cuties; your music is more fun! 

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Chelsea may be full of crap (especially at the bus stop), but the urologist said Donny being full of piss seems fine without him even having to pee in a bucket. Also, the ratings have spoken: Scrubs and Scream 7 are great! If you agree (or if you don’t), subscribe to their Patreon - after all, Donny doesn’t ask for much!

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Chelsea Clinton’s been listening to the podcast, and the Cute Ones assume she’s been asking them to watch My Date With the President’s Daughter, and if she’s not - Donny’s middle school homeroom teacher has been. Or at least Chelsea’s lazy eye is. 

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We wish we knew how to quit you! To end Tears and Queers month, the Cute Ones are watching the should-be Oscar winner, “Brokeback Mountain.” A quick note: Chelsea knew it would be a hit even though she didn’t know it took place in the past. They also discuss their hatred of outdoor activities, the diobolical diet of beans for bottoms, childhood trauma about getting sick, and disgust over clam parm. Also, Donny finds a way to drag Gen Z yet again - this time, not for being ugly, but for their tendency to make memes about serious topics.

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Chelsea and her flesh-colored lips needed a mental health break this week, so Donny pushed back covering “Brokeback Mountain” until next week (but maybe he’s just hazing her?), so they’re watching “A Walk to Remember” instead. They also talk about how Chelsea embarrassed herself recently and what glee character she’s most like.

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Unedited episode runtime: 1 hour 4 minutes

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Donny tried his best to like “Stand By Me,” but… meh. But maybe that’s because he just didn’t get it (his notes back that up). Before diving into this movie, the two take a moment to highlight the magic that is The Hot Chick and Blueberries For Sal. Then, they discuss the horrors of being Type B and bond over new slurs. What ya gonna do, Ike?

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Chelsea’s safe (so far) from the plague terrorizing her home, but her haircut isn’t safe from Donny’s shade. In a week that had Miss Piggy sitting with Vogue, the Toxic Moms supporting Hilary Duff, and the trailer for The Drama releasing, the duo discuss the rules of picking movies with friends, cults, and Trixie and Katya’s podcast. They also try to figure out why so many straight women are obsessed with Heated Rivalry.

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