Dylan starts off the episode by sharing a story from his childhood, and Bari is shocked he wasn’t murdered. Then, they recap this week’s Below Deck, and agree that this season needs some drama ASAP. Next, they discuss RHOSLC, which begins with the second half of Mary’s Met Gala luncheon. From there, they talk about which wife is their undisputed favorite, who’s getting the most emotional, and who needs to reel it in.

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