I reminisce about the summer of '99, a magical time when Burger King had special sauce and Will Smith's Wild Wild West was in theaters. Also, I don't want to go to Mars and Mike Tyson's ass broke Netflix. Enjoy.

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I recently celebrated a birthday, which has me wondering; when is it too soon to start experiencing an early mid-life crisis? Also, we elected a new president, and I think I've been misled regarding the results. Enjoy.

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The wait is over! It's Kamala vs. Donald in the ring for 6 rounds of action to determine who's the next president of the United States. Jessica and I are live from the Best Western Ballroom (the one connected to the Denny's) in Indianapolis, Indiana, to call the fight for you. Enjoy.

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It's Halloween 2024, and you'd better watch out for goblins! I'm dressing up as a T-Rex this year, even though I really wanted to be a Pterodactyl. And, Jessica celebrates my birthday without me. Enjoy.

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After presidential hopeful Harris said she worked at McDonald's, Trump decided to roll up his sleeves and "stand over that french fry" this past weekend. And, is Bill Cosby still alive? It turns out nobody really knows. Enjoy.

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My local grocery store is selling boneless cows now. And, a woman in town was passing out $100 bills if you agreed to vote for her. Enjoy.

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Mother Nature finally crossed the line with me this week when she destroyed the fanciest McDonald's in the world. And, everyone with a pulse over the age of 55 has been hoarding toilet paper because of the dockworkers strike. Enjoy.

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I've worn my favorite pants so much I've blown out the pockets. Also, Diddy likely sent shockwaves through the entire lube industry when he ordered 1000 bottles. That's a sale that can change a lube salesmen's life. And, I don't know much about vegetables. Enjoy.

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I came out of retirement to go back into outer space. Enjoy.

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Facebook Marketplace is an interesting and dangerous place. Also, Jessica calls into the show after the presidential debate, while waiting to hopefully speak with the candidates. Enjoy.

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