If your house didn't flood this week, then your 401k is probably down 40%. I saw a six-year-old who looked about 65 years old. And, I don't want to get sentimental. Enjoy.

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I've noticed nobody ever offers to share their crack cocaine with me. My local Honda dealership is 100% employee-owned, and I don't like that. And, Florida is taking steps to put children back to work! They'll be roofing in 100° weather this summer! Enjoy.

* It does appear Bozeman, Montana, has a Ruth's Chris steakhouse.

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Buying a Cuisinart 12 piece stainless steel cook set dooms you to a life of being middle class. Astronauts are poor. And, is pimping actually easy? Enjoy.

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I reminisce about the days when I had illegal satellite. I believe I may have discovered a way to prevent many mass shootings. And, there's one breed of dog I have a big problem with. Enjoy.

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I might go to Mexico and risk it all. I'm not paying my taxes. And, Jessica shows off her "coastal grandmother aesthetic" in studio. Enjoy.

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You shouldn't negotiate without a spread of food. Spring in right around the corner. And, I rented a car that didn't have the stamina I do. Enjoy.

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I was denied a courtesy wave by a man in a t-shirt. Jessica's convinced I have a sad life. And, I destroyed my friend's trash can. Enjoy.

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There's a chance I'll be dead by morning. My neighbor hired people to remodel her home, and they're using bone saws at 3am. I saw a man forget about 9/11. I'm addicted to rice crispy treats now. I got a Taylor Swift coloring book. And, I saw some boys causing destruction and that was pretty cool. Enjoy.

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The Gaza Strip is suddenly the place to be. Jessica quizes me to see how pathetic my life actually is. And, I will be having a rush hour funeral precession for maximum inconvenience. Enjoy.

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You're going to want to upgrade to first class so you don't die in the cheap seats. Also, if you're my friend and you're older than me, when you go to the nursing home I ain't visiting your ass. And, Jessica says she went back to the movies for another Canadian* thriller starring Tim Allen.

*Manitoba, (specifically Winnipeg this time and not just Manitoba)

Enjoy.

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