It's almost time for Santa Claus to come down your chimney. Also, Jessica's back at the tree farm in Indiana pimping trees at Dick's. And, being able to get a Wendy's baked potato through the drive-thru is a humbling experience. Enjoy.

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I'm back from my Disney on Ice experience, and I'm ready to divulge what I saw. Enjoy.

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Jessica is live at a Christmas tree farm outside of Indianapolis to tell us how to pick the perfect tree and get us in the holiday spirit! And, the Secretary of Transportation wants us to dress up and wear jeans when we fly -- I'll tell you why that could be the reason you die in a plane crash. Enjoy.

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Jessica and I pull off an elaborate heist to save Thanksgiving in this tough economy. Enjoy.

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The clerk at the gas station said I told her I was going to quit smoking, which doesn't sound like something I'd ever say. Also, my Honda Civic is single handedly responsible for global warming. And, the US mint stopped making pennies last week to save everybody $6. Enjoy.

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I was abducted by aliens this week, and because of that, now I have dry ass cheeks. Also, why the hell would anyone in the government actually want to end the shutdown? Enjoy.

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I survived a mass extinction event and went as a dinosaur for Halloween. I found my most prized possession: a trophy I bought when I was ten. And, what the hell happened to trick-or-treating in complete darkness? Enjoy.

09:45 November 3rd*

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It's my birthday, and I'm a tyrannosaurus-rex now. I'm no longer human. Enjoy.

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I've been walking around smelling musty all week. I'm standing on BK business. And, find out why there's never been a better time to be fat in America than right now. Enjoy.

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To celebrate Chris Columbus Day properly, I went to Columbus, Ohio, and spent an evening at a hotel and ate at Buffalo Wild Wings. Enjoy.

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