It's my birthday, and I'm a tyrannosaurus-rex now. I'm no longer human. Enjoy.

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I've been walking around smelling musty all week. I'm standing on BK business. And, find out why there's never been a better time to be fat in America than right now. Enjoy.

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To celebrate Chris Columbus Day properly, I went to Columbus, Ohio, and spent an evening at a hotel and ate at Buffalo Wild Wings. Enjoy.

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The Riyadh Comedy Festival has started in Saudi Arabia, and comedians can't wait to get their hands on the blood money. Also, my phone battery might kill me. And, I'll be cleaning gutters in the Midwest this week. Enjoy.

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I bruised my sternum in my sleep. I need a new mattress. And, I went to a baby shower this past weekend and was forced to face my mortality. Enjoy.

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When I was a young boy I excelled at funnel ball on the playground at school. I finally reveal what my recipe was in the Global Cookbook. And, Fall has now officially arrived and Jessica's coming back inside with the burn barrel. Enjoy.

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I'm not a very knowledgeable man. The WNBA playoffs start September 14th, and YouTube is desperate for me to watch. And, I bought the manager's special pork at the store because "Big Pork" told me to. Enjoy.

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We correct a mistake from last week's show -- and now Jessica sleeping outside again. My phone's algorithm is convinced I'm a BBQ pitmaster. We relive the time my roommate ate a chicken carcass by moonlight. And, why the hell are so many kids being picked up from school in cars? Enjoy.

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It's Labor Day 2025, and that means fall is in the air and football concussions are back! I spent a fortune on a soda at Four Guys. And, Chuck E. Cheese was arrested for theft in Florida. Enjoy.

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Jessica starts the show by herself because I'm stuck in traffic. Do trains actually run on time? The world is going to end in 25 years according to experts. And, we continue to unearth evidence that I was in special-ed classes and they just never told me. Enjoy.

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