Jessica and I pull off an elaborate heist to save Thanksgiving in this tough economy. Enjoy.

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The clerk at the gas station said I told her I was going to quit smoking, which doesn't sound like something I'd ever say. Also, my Honda Civic is single handedly responsible for global warming. And, the US mint stopped making pennies last week to save everybody $6. Enjoy.

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I was abducted by aliens this week, and because of that, now I have dry ass cheeks. Also, why the hell would anyone in the government actually want to end the shutdown? Enjoy.

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I survived a mass extinction event and went as a dinosaur for Halloween. I found my most prized possession: a trophy I bought when I was ten. And, what the hell happened to trick-or-treating in complete darkness? Enjoy.

09:45 November 3rd*

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It's my birthday, and I'm a tyrannosaurus-rex now. I'm no longer human. Enjoy.

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I've been walking around smelling musty all week. I'm standing on BK business. And, find out why there's never been a better time to be fat in America than right now. Enjoy.

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To celebrate Chris Columbus Day properly, I went to Columbus, Ohio, and spent an evening at a hotel and ate at Buffalo Wild Wings. Enjoy.

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The Riyadh Comedy Festival has started in Saudi Arabia, and comedians can't wait to get their hands on the blood money. Also, my phone battery might kill me. And, I'll be cleaning gutters in the Midwest this week. Enjoy.

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I bruised my sternum in my sleep. I need a new mattress. And, I went to a baby shower this past weekend and was forced to face my mortality. Enjoy.

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When I was a young boy I excelled at funnel ball on the playground at school. I finally reveal what my recipe was in the Global Cookbook. And, Fall has now officially arrived and Jessica's coming back inside with the burn barrel. Enjoy.

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