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It's hurricane season again, and we're hoping the storm only hurts people and not our gas prices. Also, I might be on the no-fly list. And, poor people are being priced out of fast food, the only thing they have left to enjoy. Enjoy.

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An execution in Tennessee was botched this week. Also, Bin Laden would have made bank on OnlyFans. And, I look too good to shop at the budget grocery store near my house. Enjoy.

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The way this is going Ronald McDonald is going to control all the chicken. Enjoy.

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I used to use the Sears catalog in ways it wasn't intended to be used. Also, details from my Grandpa's funeral. And, we really get into the news you need to know. Enjoy.

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for grandpa.

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I only have one wish this Labor Day. Also, beef is off the menu at the cookout. And, summer refuses to clock out without causing a little more mayhem. Enjoy.

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My grandma didn't care too much for Dolly Parton. Enjoy.

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I grew up eating at a Pizza Hut buffet, and the lunch crowd was strictly business. Enjoy.

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I think I've discovered what amounts to modern-day slavery at a ping-pong compound in the Balkans?, and I'm threatening to send Jessica to investigate. Enjoy.

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Google's moving in, and you're moving out. Also, I'm ready for rigged elections. And, this November, men are about to abandon their families to live in the basement permanently. Enjoy.

" I lost my wife and kids when Google's data center moved in." -  John

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