I  spent the afternoon thinking about my friends. Body image depression, unpredictable mood swings, late night phone calls obsessing about a relationship. Did I mention these are my male friends? So, maybe men and women aren't from different planets as pop culture would have us believe. Maybe we live a lot closer to each other, perhaps, dare I even say it in the same zip code? In view of current circumstances, I couldn't help but wonder, are men just women with Balls?  

Sex and the City 4x10: Belles of the Balls 

In this episode, JD and Paige discuss if men are people, unnecessary body modification, Ridley Scott's filmography, and who we were ten years ago. 

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Relationships, no matter how good, are inevitably a series of compromises. But how much of ourselves should we be willing to sacrifice for the other person before we stop being ourselves? In a relationship, when does the art of compromise become compromising?  

Sex and the City 4x09: Sex and the Country 

In this episode, JD and Paige talk about Paige's fifteen minutes of Twitter fame, Wendy's incredible mixtape, and bathing as an adult with your parent watching. 

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Hello, Everyone! Please enjoy listening to Paige and JD find out if our exes miss us, how long our next relationship will last based off of a rom-com film we create, and where we should go on our next date. If you'd like to take the quizzes, follow the links below! Don't forget to share your results with us. 

Does Your Ex Secretly Miss You? Your Movie Choices Will Determine Where You Should Go On Your Next Date Create A Rom-Com Film, And We'll Forecast How Long Your Next Relationship Will Last 

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There's the kind of support you ask for and a kind of support you don't ask for. And then there's the kind that just shows up.  After all, computers crash, people die, relationships fall apart. The best we can do is breathe and reboot. And when that fails, a little gizmo called a Zip drive can provide a surprising amount of comfort. So can a boyfriend, if you can learn to let him. 

Sex and the City 4x08: My Motherboard, My Self 

In this episode, JD and Paige discuss our philosophy results, keeping track of your cycle for everyone to see, and the different ways we grieve!  

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Later that day, I got to thinking about relationships and partial lobotomies. Two seemingly different ideas that might be perfect together like chocolate and peanut butter. Think how much easier it would all be if there was some swift surgical procedure to whisk away all the ugly memories and mistakes and leave only the fun trips and special holidays. But until that day arrives, what to do? Rely on the same old needlepoint philosophy of "forgive and forget"? And even if a couple can manage the forgiveness, has any ever really conquered the forgetness? Can you ever really forgive, if you can't forget? 

Sex and the City 4x07: TIme & Punishment 

Ryan Kelly is back in the quickest special guest turnaround time on the show and in this episode, we discuss how shitty of friends everyone is to each other, the ghost of your past that you can't forget, and if you can really forgive if you never forget.  Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at [email protected]. Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes and Google Play! Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb 

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Sex and the City 4x06: Baby, Talk is Cheap 

In this episode, JD and Paige welcome Ryan Kelly onto the podcast as we discuss chewy nipples, eating ass, and the iconic "Can he see me?" moment we've all been waiting for. Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at [email protected]. 

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New York is definitely haunted. Old lovers, ex boyfriends, anyone you have unresolved issues with you are bound to run into again and again until you resolve them. My relationship with Aidan was long dead, but with one invitation he was suddenly a presence in my life again. Or had he been there all along? Like the chair he made that I could never bring myself to sell. When a relationship dies, do we ever really give up the ghost? Or are we forever haunted by the spirits of relationships past? 

Sex and the City 4x05: Ghost Town 

In this episode, JD and Paige discuss how bad they are at math, the importance of Paige's plates, and the effects we leave on our former partners. Take a shot every time you hear us say "dust ruffles". Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at [email protected]. 

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The next day I thought about what Samantha said. She wasn't having sex because she wanted to have a relationship. And I was having mind-blowing sex hoping to turn it into a relationship. So there you have it. We've got a relationship without sex and sex without a relationship. Which had a better shot at survival? I couldn’t help wonder: what comes first, the chicken or the sex? 

Sex and the City 4x04: What's Sex Got to Do With It? 

In this episode, JD and Paige go off on the Coyote Ugly/Burlesque debate, our families' dessert recipes, and bi-invisibility. 

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The Eskimo have hundreds of words for "snow". We have invented three times as many words for "relationship". The more words we invent, the harder it becomes to define things. In a world when you can date without sex, screw without dating and in the end keep most of your sex partners as friends long after the screwing is over, what really defines a relationship? 

Sex and the City 4x03: Defining Moments 

In this episode, JD and Paige discuss pooping with only a prayer candle for light, JD being a drippy sweater, and Chris Noth channeling Ace Venture for Mr. Big. 

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Later that night I got to thinking about Narcissus, a man so consumed with his own image he drowned in it. Did he have no best friends to mirror back and help him reveal himself? And why is it that we can see our friends perfectly but when it comes to ourselves, no matter how hard we look, do we ever see ourselves clearly?  

Sex and the City 4x02: The Real Me 

In this episode, JD and Paige discuss Heidi Klum being an angel, how tone deaf this show is, and why Americans hate old people. Talk to us on Twitter @WeSwearOnChanel or at [email protected]. Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes and Google Play! Paige Clarno: @paigeclarno Joe Daniel Montelongo: @joedanielbb Thanks for listening!