I Don't Know Her

Beep beep toot toot we have an announcement!! In an unexpected and yet highly anticipated turn, we have reached the end of season 1 of I Don't Know Her. 79 episodes in, that's about a whole season we think? Right??!! We've decided it's time to take a little hiatus and enter our show on hit 2004 reality tv show The Swan. She's going for a full-body makeover, and when she comes back for season 2 she'll be the same old show but with better boobies. Until then, please enjoy our first series and we'll see you very soon! 

This week Aoife wants to know a switch, Bláithín doesn't want to know salt and Karen likes maths. 

Forget Hollywood, we like BOLLYWOOD which is not like novel or kooky or anything like literally b/millions of people like Bollywood and it makes b/millions per year (we have done no research we just know Bollywood is cool). THIS WEEK, hang out with spiritual alien PK in Dehli, pop duo sensation Chloe x Halle at the wrong part of the VMAs and Karen is another bird would you believe. Not as brave but definitely faithful to his bird wife.

Things are heating up on I Don't Know Her. Is it because Aoife has 6 hot water bottles strapped to her body at any given time? 100% yes. No biggie but Bláithín has joined the army, just call her General Anxiety. Plus, Karen is a brave bird we think?

CRIME! SUSPENSE! PODCASTING! OTHER SHIT THAT DOESN’T NEED TO BE PUT IN CAPITAL LETTERS! In this week’s instalment of I Don’t Know Her @beingbla waves her murderhino (made up that spelling and tbh it’s a look) flag, @aoifebella has complicated feelings about dead animals and everyone is talking about dead stuff tbh. 

Karen is chill, so chill, chillest of anthologies chill.

This week on I Don’t Know Her @aoifebella is taking a well-deserved and earned minute to herself in the Irish countryside and I (@beingbla) have not gone far to replace her with our producer and dad @BeGrandAndy because IT IS OUR PODCAST AND WE CAN DO WHAT WE WANT. Tune in to hear old old elderly friends talk about sharing our space, quarantine films and how if you are aroused by a woman’s music video she is clearly a witch and going to hell. Also, Andy frightens the cute pants off Bláithín and we try to solve an old unsolveable mystery basically we are the worst scooby doo team ever. At the end there's a quick fire creative writing round - there’s no Karen because IT IS OUR PODCAST AND WE CAN DO WHAT WE WANT.

We feel obliged to warn you - there are a lot of fart noises in this episode of I Don’t Know Her, and no it’s not because we’ve been taken over by white male live radio DJs from the 80s it’s because we are TAKING IT BACK. Ok good that’s out of the way. This week on the podcast we are talking bossy cakes, cakey bosses, and a third thing that sounds like Cake Boss but isn’t. Furthermore we are absolutely sick of the people we find on dating apps being fully inept at communicating YES THIS IS ABOUT YOU UGH (no not you, him). 

Karen is Tom Jones.

On this week's pod Aoife-xander Hamilton & Bláithín Burr are two young scrappy and hungry women who are not throwing away their shot to talk about what you should and shouldn't be watching! We're on a Hamilton buzz, but not a Sugar Rush (don't watch sugar rush it's terrible, cool thanks). Karen is like a bridge but better.

Aoife didn’t kill the raaaadio star, Bláithín didn’t kill the raaaaadio star - in our minds, and in our farts, the lack of appreciation for radio as the best medium (and actually lots of other things like racism, misogyny, that feeling when you wake up from a dream where everything was perfect only to realise you’re still stuck here in your shitty mess of a life, to name a few) has gone too far! Also, PROPERTY. Rent, mortgages, black mold, they’re all absolutely out if control! And absolutely fuck the fact we’ll never be able to afford them tbh. 

Karen is a tough one to figure out this week because even she can’t decide what she is. Maybe she should.... flip a coin... BYE

*out OF control 

IT'S FRIDAY, FRIDAY, GETTIN DOWN ON Sally Rooney, for absolutely no reason and we're very sorry we actually love and respect you Sally. This week on episode 70 (WOW) of the podcast we are talking the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills again I think we're a RHOBH stan show now? Deal with it it's fab. ALSO, Aoife can't sleep, Bláithín can't sleep, and when we do we just can't stop, and also we need nutrients. So that's a thing and it's decidedly not fab. 

Karen is wonderful and terrible and you want to be their friend but they won't stop smoking.