I Don't Wanna Grow Up

I Don't Wanna Grow Up

By Jordan Stratton & Felix SchlaterComedy
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I Don't Wanna Grow Up episodes

  • Ep. 51 - The Internet (The Legacy of Robert Lawrence Stein)
    Ep. 51 - The Internet (The Legacy of Robert Lawrence Stein)
    Jordan Stratton & Felix Schlater

    It's crazy that we've been doing this for so long and are just now getting around to a straight-up 'internet' episode. From outdated tech to social media to testing our meme knowledge, we go deep into our cringy pasts and discuss the impact of the world wide web.

    1 hr 16 min
  • Ep. 50 - Goals with Alex Gervasi (Goals and Ghouls)
    Ep. 50 - Goals with Alex Gervasi (Goals and Ghouls)
    Jordan Stratton & Felix Schlater

    We’re joined this week by Alex Gervasi, a radio personality and podcast host in her own right, who's ready to chat about her road to success, plans for the future, and ghosts... yup, she's got ghost stories, you guys.

    1 hr 19 min
  • Ep. 49 - Snacks with Stephen Cusato (Fighting Fatassness)
    Ep. 49 - Snacks with Stephen Cusato (Fighting Fatassness)
    Jordan Stratton & Felix Schlater

    Stephen Cusato of ‘Not Another Cooking Show’ joins us this week to discuss the highs and lows of snacking. His palate might be more sophisticated than either of ours but at least we can all agree on one thing... Red Vines are the frickin’ worst.

    1 hr 5 min
  • Ep. 48 - Sports! (Grab Your No. 3 Pencils)
    Ep. 48 - Sports! (Grab Your No. 3 Pencils)
    Jordan Stratton & Felix Schlater

    Whether you're playing them or screaming about them from the comfort of your sofa, just about everyone has an opinion on sports... unless you don't, which I guess is an opinion itself. This week, we break into a sweat arguing about frisbees, fandom, and MMA fighting.

    1 hr 23 min
  • Ep. 47 - Gettin' Around (Clubbing Cars with Straight Bars)
    Ep. 47 - Gettin' Around (Clubbing Cars with Straight Bars)
    Jordan Stratton & Felix Schlater

    How we get from place to place has changed a lot over the years, not only because we're adults but because transportation technology is straight-up crazy now. Uber allowances, driverless cars, electric scooters everywhere... BUT WHERE ARE THE JETPACKS?

    1 hr 5 min
  • Ep. 45 - Fashion Trends (Revenge of the Gucci Boys)
    Ep. 45 - Fashion Trends (Revenge of the Gucci Boys)
    Jordan Stratton & Felix Schlater

    Like it or not, fashion choices affect how we are perceived by everyone around us. But are we more in tune with what looks good nowadays compared to when we were growing up? *confidently adjusts puka shell necklace*

    1 hr 21 min
  • Ep. 44 - Summertime (Dad Keeps Tea Bagging)
    Ep. 44 - Summertime (Dad Keeps Tea Bagging)
    Jordan Stratton & Felix Schlater

    Everyone looks back on summertime as that sweet reprieve from school and responsibilities, when we lived on our bikes and sweated until we couldn't sweat anymore. Now that we're grownups, does it even compare?

    1 hr 20 min
  • Ep. 43 - Fighting (Bury Me Next To The Other Jordan)
    Ep. 43 - Fighting (Bury Me Next To The Other Jordan)
    Jordan Stratton & Felix Schlater

    We know. We have no business talking about this topic. But if you think we don't have some damn opinions about it, you got another thing comin', bub. Come listen to our laundry list of tussles and kerfuffles, and how we managed to survive.

    1 hr 20 min
  • Ep. 42 - Stress (My Butthole Forever)
    Ep. 42 - Stress (My Butthole Forever)
    Jordan Stratton & Felix Schlater

    Dealing with stress is tricky, but it seems to get easier as we get older. We learn to use the different tools at our disposal (i.e., werewolf transformations, Shrek calendars, Wakandan bidets, etc.) to eventually overcome.

    1 hr 12 min

About I Don't Wanna Grow Up

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The podcast where two guys who spend far too much time on the internet talk about how things were infinitely better when they were kids and spend each episode convincing themselves they're right.