When exactly did the focus of Valentine's Day change from free candy to smooching that sweetie of yours? Come along as we dive back in and navigate the tricky expectations surrounding the most romantic day of the year.

Whether you're anxiously laying in bed with your mind playing tricks on you, out with your friends making drunken mistakes, or fighting crime in the shadows as a masked vigilante, things always seem to get more interesting after dark.

Social Awkwardness, exercise, jeans that aren't broken-in yet... with so many things in this world that are uncomfortable, it's no surprise humans have developed so many habits to make themselves feel better again. So kick back, grab a drink, take your pants off and get comfy—this is a good (long) one.

Being two grown men with sweet tooths (sweet teeth?) can be difficult in such a health conscious world, but does that mean desserts were better overall as kids?

New Years is always a time of new adventures blossoming on the horizon. Maybe we set some new goals. Maybe we start a new tradition. Maybe we resurrect Dick Clark to co-host the show. ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN.

Considered by many to be "the most wonderful time of the year," Jordan and Felix talk about various holiday traditions, ruining the secret of Santa, and the most expensive Christmas tree EVER before finally deciding once and for all if the holiday is better as a kid or as an adult.

Considered by all to be at least the third most important meal of the day, lunch has changed a lot from the grade school days of brown paper bags and Ninja Turtles lunchboxes. But does that mean it's better?

HAIL CAPITALISM. From the time of Neanderthals to the age of Amazon Prime, Jordan and Felix jump into the various ways and reasons we buy stuff.

What is it about certain parties that makes them so great? The booze? The subtle social nuances? The fact that Jordan's dad is Hagrid from Harry Potter?

Get ready for everything family, feast, and rare crab allergy-related.