I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki

By Craig Rozniecki

Where snark and facts meet, have a few drinks, and see what happens.... more

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The podcast currently has 235 episodes available.

I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki episodes:

December 04, 2020 ”G-O-N-E” (parody based on the Nat King Cole song, ”L-O-V-E”)
“G-O-N-E” (to the tune of Nat King Cole’s “L-O-V-E”)
G is for his constant gluttony
O is for the fake orange I see
N is for never wanting democracy
E is for the long delayed exit you’ll finally make

Gone from the Oval Office you’ll be
Gone from criminal immunity
A wall built around you
No dictators to the rescue
Gone from golden thrones you’ll be

G is for his constant gluttony
O is for the fake orange I see
N is for never wanting democracy
E is for the long delayed exit you’ll finally make

Gone from the Oval Office you’ll be
Gone from criminal immunity
A wall built around you
No dictators to the rescue
Gone from golden thrones you’ll be
Gone from golden thrones you’ll be
Gone from golden thrones you’ll be

Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO

Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/

Twitter
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
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3min
December 04, 2020 ”The Man Is Deranged” (parody based on The Doors’ song, ”People Are Strange”)
“The Man Is Deranged” (to the tune of the Doors’ “People Are Strange”)
The man is deranged when he’s a danger
Yet telling people he’ll keep them safe
He tells supporters to punch protesters
Then claims that he’s keeping the peace

When he’s deranged
The look that he gives is strange
When he’s deranged
Steam emanates from his face
When he’s deranged
When he’s deranged
When he’s deranged

The man is deranged when he’s a danger
Yet telling people he’ll keep them safe
He tells supporters to punch protesters
Then claims that he’s keeping the peace

When he’s deranged
The look that he gives is strange
When he’s deranged
Steam emanates from his face
When he’s deranged
When he’s deranged
When he’s deranged

When he’s deranged
The look that he gives is strange
When he’s deranged
Steam emanates from his face
When he’s deranged
When he’s deranged
When he’s deranged

Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO

Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/

Twitter
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
...more
3min
December 04, 2020 ”Cray” (parody based on the Dean Martin song, ”Sway”)
“Cray” (to the tune of Dean Martin’s “Sway”)
When Tommy hears the words, “You’ve got mail”
It must mean AOL
He reads through the spam and thinks it’s real
Sends them to Aunt Lucille

“Global warming is a giant stove”
“On top of the North Pole”
So says a guy named CatTurdSeven
At RealHoaxter Dot Net

A Nigerian Prince needs five bucks
Links for penis enlargements galore
He must forward this chain mail to all
If not, he’ll lose his balls

He reads, “The branches of government”
“Exec, House, and Senate”
“Hitler believed in Obamacare”
Tommy’s cray here, cray there

A Nigerian Prince needs five bucks
Links for penis enlargements galore
He must forward this chain mail to all
If not, he’ll lose his balls

He reads, “The branches of government”
“Exec, House, and Senate”
“Hitler believed in Obamacare”
Tommy’s cray here, cray there
With blank stares
Tommy’s cray here, cray there

Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO

Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/

Twitter
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
...more
3min
December 04, 2020 The Most Important Speech in the History of Speech Thingies
Donald Trump allegedly gave the most important speech of his life on 12/2/20, which is ironically the time he'll likely be spending in prison (12 to 20). In this episode, I attempt to do the impossible by making his infinitely asinine speech sound even more ludicrous. Spoiler alert: mission accomplished.

Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO

Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/

Twitter
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
...more
6min
November 24, 2020 Crazy Uncle Tommy
Former Auburn head football coach and Republican Alabama Senator-elect Tommy Tuberville mixed up a few facts in a post-election interview, including what the three branches of government were. For those of you scratching your heads at home, no, the answer is not "Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms." In this episode, I quiz my rendition of Coach Tuberville on a host of subjects to conclude on whether or not his face should be posted next to the term "dumb jock" in the dictionary. Spoiler alert: it should.

Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO

Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/

Twitter
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
...more
7min
November 19, 2020 ”You get a lawsuit! You get a lawsuit! Everyone gets a fracking lawsuit!”
After losing the 2020 presidential election to Democratic nominee Joe Biden, Donald Trump has gone on a lawsuit binge, suing everyone and everything. In this episode, I predict future ridiculous lawsuits the Orange Menace will file, and allow him to explain each of them. These include, but are not limited to: suing Arizona for not being hot enough; suing Michigan for their lakes not being so great; and suing Pennsylvania because the Amish there aren't following him on Twitter.

Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO

Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/

Twitter
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
...more
16min
November 13, 2020 Denial Is Just a River in Trumplandia
As Yoda would say, "Strong with Trumpsters, the deep state of denial is." In this episode, I rebut their naive claim that Donald Trump isn't actively trying to destroy our republic.

Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO

Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/

Twitter
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
...more
6min
November 13, 2020 The Stupidest Post in the World
In this episode, I dissect the stupidest Facebook post I've ever seen. It involves the longest run-on sentence in history, fragments galore, and that's not even the worst part. Crazy uncles, listen and learn.

Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO

Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/

Twitter
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
...more
17min
November 13, 2020 The Non-Conceding Concession
Since it seems increasingly clear that Donald Trump won't give a concession speech, I thought I'd do the job for him. Here it is - Donald Trump's concession speech. Enjoy!

Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO

Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/

Twitter
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
...more
8min
November 10, 2020 A Worldwide Laxative
In this episode, I share my immediate post-election comments, thoughts, comments on thoughts, thoughts on comments, thoughts on the comments on thoughts, comments on the thoughts on comments, comments on the thoughts on the comments on thoughts, and well, you get the idea...
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO

Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/

Twitter
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
...more
7min

FAQs about I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki:

How many episodes does I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki have?

The podcast currently has 235 episodes available.