On this spooky Halloween special, the witches talk about the only universal fear experienced by every living person: capitalism under the sea.

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This week on a very special episode, Melissa and Barbara criticize movie patrons, hotel managers, mediocre men, actors, scared women, novelists, artists, murderers and, most of all, themselves.

All play and no work makes Barbara and Melissa start a podcast.

What if your sex life was directed by Zalman King? What if Sabrina the Teenage Witch had an emotionally abusive younger brother instead of a cat? What if you could make your teacher... uh, strip? Barbara finds out so you don't have to.

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When a young man is murdered, his ghost finds friendship in a ragtag group of spectral vigilantes who help him keep his girlfriend safe, his name clear, and his flowers punched. Stay tuned til then end of the episode, the ghouls leave you with a question to meditate on until next week.

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A vampire needs staff for his steak and liver restaurant. A young woman in her prime receives a robot in the mail from a secret admirer. Barbara explains how these 2 stories intertwine. Plus, the lads have a cool and chill rap about the upcoming election.

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IMDB user black_rose0997 might have dubbed it "pathetically awful", but Melissa explains the profoundly communist message embedded within this classic film which is as misunderstood as its monster.

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We love you very much but we are very busy so here's another clip show.

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When a disgraced soldier receives four white feathers in the mail, he's thrown back into the horrors of war for one last mission: he must reassemble his bird.

CW: Discussion of transphobia and rape starts around 5:50 and ends at 12:40

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Hey guys, Barbara here. I make a pretty weak Oscar Wilde reference in this one and I just wanna get out ahead of it and say I'm sorry. It's not offensive or anything, it's just not funny, even in a "Hah, I read that book!" kind of way. Which you might say is worse than being offensive. I don't know why you'd say that but you might. Anyway, thanks for reading. Have a good lunch.

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Cat women. Neko Girls. Ladies with rabies. Call them what you want, just don't call them a quintessentially 50's manifestation of lesbophobic anxiety!

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