I Hate It, Let’s Watch It

Here at I Hate It, Let's Watch It, we are well aware of the multitudes of terrible Christmas movies being produced by Hallmark and Lifetime and pretty much every streaming service around. We could have picked a movie where a nutcracker comes to life or a career-driven woman learns that falling in love with her high school sweetheart is more important than personal success, but WE DARED to think outside of the box this holiday season, and we are proud to bring you this underrated Christmas classic about a shark wearing a Santa hat on her dorsal fin who can only be killed with Christmas. Please enjoy, and join us in the new year for more delightful dumpster fire movies and tv shows!

It's the 100th episode of Riverdale, and this episode has all the hallmarks of a classic Riverdale shitshow -- obscure character reappearances, mass confusion, a murder mystery, and a needlessly complicated plot resolution. We attempt to break it all down for you before we take a well-deserved vacation from Riverdale until March 2022. Thanks for coming on this crazy ride with us!

If you like terrible period costumes/hair/dialogue and a classic body swap spell, you're going to love this week's episode of Riverdale! Unfortunately, we hate all of those things so we were straight-up not having a good time, bro. On the bright side, this is the penultimate episode of the Rivervale event, and that light at the end of the tunnel is getting brighter, so join us as we muddle through to the end.

There are only so many times we can say how terrible this 5-episode special event is, so this week's recap is a little short. But we still manage to cover each and every mind-boggling moment, from Pop Tate dropkicking the Devil out of the diner to Veronica's cringey musical performance (if there's one thing we can count on in both RiverDale and RiverVale, it's disappointing musical performances). Three down, two to go! Stay strong, people!

It's legitimately scary how bad this five-episode event of Rivervale is. Is that what they were getting at by naming this second episode Ghost Stories? Join us in breaking down each of the three spooky vignettes being told this week and if anyone can answer the question of if ANY of this matters, we'd love to hear from you.

Five seasons of chaotic nonsense couldn't even prepare us for the insanity that was Riverdale's Season 6 premiere. In this episode, we do our best to explain the alternate universe of Rivervale, from its pagan rituals and blood sacrifices to bug hauntings and inexplicable baby fever. Tip for making this process less painful -- drink every time we say we're confused.

Dawn and Lisa break down the Riverdale Season 6 "5-Episode Event" promo trailer shot for shot and speculate about what nonsense awaits us all in the coming weeks.

We're not sure how a movie about catching a dangerous serial killer before he kills again could be so freakin' boring, but Midnight in the Switchgrass managed to hit that mark hard. In a nutshell, Bruce Willis should be ashamed of himself, and all the hype surrounding Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly still wasn't enough to save this film from being super terrible.

It's spooky season! Join us as we struggle through James Wan's latest contribution to the horror genre, Malignant. We also discuss the scariest movies we've ever seen and decide which movie with questionable logic to tackle next! Happy Halloween!

It has been a long road, but we made it to the Season 5 finale! There was a town hall meeting, a graduation party, couples getting together...and of course plenty of arson, murder attempts, dead bodies discovered, hilarious 19th century costumes, and a brand new reason for Cheryl to be the single most unlikeable character this show has to offer. Thanks for sticking with us this season! We'll be back in November with season 6 because just like everyone else in the Riverdale universe, we just can't seem to leave.

If Halloween is your thing, don't forget to join us on October 26th for our spooky movie special featuring Malignant!