How do you take your water -- sparkling or flat? Piping hot? Coming right up. Your entree? Bits of bread. No, it’s not your birthday in prison labor camp, it’s actually the preferred meal of one of our favorite SWIMMERS. We also learn that of all of the possible codes that open the Kaplan safety deposit box: I-LOVE-YOU is not one of them. Finally, we learn that there is at least one day of the year where it’s better for a woman to be packing “10.5” than it is for a man.

This is one for the ages!

Enjoy.

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