Mark yammers about being at a super long wedding and making the exact wrong decision at the exact wrong time.

Mark yaps about taking his son to a park with hot ladies and the fact that Canadians were terrible to Russian hockey players.

Mark rails on about Brad Marchand, the Raptors losing, and being a particular douchebag based on the car you drive.

Mark yaps about finally buying a new car from profession scam artists and being depressed. What’s funnier than depression? Nothing. A dark void of nothing.

Mark screams about trying to buy a car.

It’s Mark’s 40th birthday and he spent it chasing a toddler with a potty.

Mark yaps about old ladies, living longer, and life beginning at 40.

Mark talks about Easter, his enemies, and his toddler ogling women.

Mark yaps about his nosy old-lady neighbour, Bill Hader, and reevaluating his life.

Mark talks about his shows in Kingston, his kid falling on his head, and a handsome Korean man.