Mark has a merry Christmas and gets an iPad. He also realizes he’s a pampered princess.

Mark talks about how the new over-sensitive audiences are ruining comedy and stopping conversations. He also tells you how you can get his or any comedy album for free and why kids should be terrified of Santa.

As Mark talks about the release of his album, Bad Bones, he pines about the loss of CD’s and the fact that he is super uncomfortable promoting himself.

Mark yaps about his trip to Buenos Aires and how air travel is not for him.

Mark yells about the flight he needs to take and how gross people are probably touching his laundry.

CAN’T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG???

Mark yammers about watching Eddie Vedder get blackout drunk, his health, and how he probably should move to another city.

Mark yells from his car about how google owns the world and how he wishes he looked like a thug.

Mark talks about the placebo effect and how a male comic got into a fist-fight with a female comic and lost.

Mark goes out into the comedy scene to find out people hate him because they think he’s arrogant. Is it true? Sort of!