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There's serious unrest over in the United States, England finds itself plunged into a third national lockdown and 2021 in general is off to a flying start.

In this episode Danny Sutcliffe does his best to renounce his loyalty to a disgraced Donald Trump, Allyson June Smith travels the multiverse in search of a teacher who can keep up with the government's decision making and the network's new intern David Stanier tries to lighten the national mood a bit.

Written and produced by Sam Gore
I See News theme by Eddie French
Graphic design by Chumchi.com

Happy Ukulele Children Party by MusicLFiles
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/6302-happy-ukulele-children-party
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

‘Protest Ambience’ by https://freesound.org/people/tim.kahn/

‘Children’s Classroom’ by https://freesound.org/people/abcopen/

 ‘Vacuum Cleaner A’ and ‘Toilet Flushing’ by https://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/ 
 
 

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Here's a collection of our favourite sketches from Season 2 of I See News featuring all of your favourite correspondents. We'll back with the start of Season 3 next week!

Written and produced by Sam Gore
I See News theme by Eddie French
Graphic design by Chumchi.com

March of the Spoons by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4021-march-of-the-spoons
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Nu Flute by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4149-nu-flute
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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Merry Christmas everyone! Join everyone at the network for a festive special, where each of our correspondents shares their hopes and dreams for the year ahead.

This episode marks the end of Season 2. We'll be back with a Greatest Hits of the season next week, before returning in the new year with the start of Season 3. Thanks for all of your support this year and happy holidays!

Written and produced by Sam Gore
I See News theme by Eddie French
Graphic design by Chumchi.com

It's Christmas Time 2 by Frank Schröter
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/7189-it-s-christmas-time-2
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

‘Dogs Barking’ by https://freesound.org/people/LeandiViljoen/

‘Mechanical Keyboard Typing’ by https://freesound.org/people/GeorgeHopkins/

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The trade deal with the EU still isn't sorted, the government backtracks on its own advice for the holiday period and all is not well in China. 

In this episode we bring back Fighting Talk for some spirited debate over the trade negotiations, Tom King travels the multiverse in search of his favourite Christmas characters and Danny Sutcliffe goes undercover with little success in Xinjiang Province.

Written and produced by Sam Gore
I See News theme by Eddie French
Graphic design by Chumchi.com

Rock Guitar Intro 02 by TaigaSoundProd
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/6699-rock-guitar-intro-02
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Christmas Theme 3 by Alexander Nakarada
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4776-christmas-theme-3
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
 

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Britain appears to be hurtling towards a no-deal exit from its relationship with the EU, the first vaccinations in the world take place right here in the UK and free speech is once again up for debate in one of the country's top universities.

In this episode our Conservative correspondent Sebastian Forelock attempts to salvage the Prime Minister's credibility and he suffers a tremendous personal loss as a result. Rob Mulholland travels the multiverse to try and allay any safety fears about the vaccination program, and our resident freeze peach enthusiast Danny Sutcliffe won't let facts get in the way of his opinions.

Written and produced by Sam Gore
I See News theme by Eddie French
Graphic design by Chumchi.com

March of the Spoons by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4021-march-of-the-spoons
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

‘Opening and Shutting Doors’ by https://freesound.org/people/JakLocke/

‘Neck Bone Snap’ by https://freesound.org/people/Clearwavsound/

‘Hospital Waiting Room Ambience’ by https://freesound.org/people/180149/ 

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The Pfizer vaccine is approved for use in the UK and some of our politicians get downright giddy about it, Laurence Fox pipes up again, and I See News attempts to brush an awkward workplace controversy under the carpet.

In this episode Allyson June Smith is less than impressed by the antics of Matt Hancock and Gavin Williamson, Tom King spends time with some distinctly obnoxious dinner party guests and the network welcomes back its demonic correspondent Red Redmond, who’s just been cleared of all wrongdoing in a workplace bullying inquiry.

Written and produced by Sam Gore
I See News theme by Eddie French
Graphic design by Chumchi.com

 ‘Spoon Clatter’ by https://freesound.org/people/chemicalcrux/

‘Baby Laughing’ by https://freesound.org/people/andreaskg/

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England prepares to leave lockdown behind and slip into something equally uncomfortable, the Chancellor sets out his spending plans for the next twelve months and Donald Trump sits behind a tiny desk and has a massive tantrum.

In this episode Danny Sutcliffe develops a new coping strategy for Manchester's return to Tier 3, everyday average woman with a heart of gold Jade Fearnley drools over Rishi Sunak and Tom King takes the red pill and falls down the rabbit hole of Donald Trump's wild conspiracy theories.

Written and produced by Sam Gore
I See News theme by Eddie French
Graphic design by Chumchi.com

Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5613-advertise-your-business-
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Nu Flute by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4149-nu-flute
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

‘Ominous Tone’ by https://freesound.org/people/mderr/

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Following the fallout of the investigation into Priti Patel's conduct and Boris Johnson's latest attempt to dodge all responsibility, The Tories appear determined to re-invent themselves as just as mean and useless as they were before. There's also been some actual good news for once, and on top of that the family in a Christmas TV advert gets a few people hot under the collars of their brownshirts.

In this episode our Conservative correspondent Sebastian Forelock insists the post-Cummings 'great reset' is going just fine, Rob Mulholland travels the multiverse in search of an effective vaccine and Danny Sutcliffe starts feeling the festive spirit.

Written and produced by Sam Gore
I See News theme by Eddie French
Graphic design by Chumchi.com

We Wish you a Merry Christmas by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4612-we-wish-you-a-merry-christmas
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

 
 We Wish You A Merry Christmas by Alexander Nakarada
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5502-we-wish-you-a-merry-christmas
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

March of the Spoons by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4021-march-of-the-spoons
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

‘Ringing Call Tone Uk’ by https://freesound.org/people/ukjoncollins/

‘Locking and Unlocking Guitar Box Locks’ by https://freesound.org/people/15050_Francois/
 
‘Metal Pan Crashes’ by https://freesound.org/people/nothayama/

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After a spectacular end of week kerfuffle Dominic Cummings packs up his box and buggers off, Pfizer announce the success of their Coronavirus vaccine in widespread trials, Boris Johnson u-turns on free school meals and Trump continues to scream and scream until democracy is sick. In this episode Sam frantically scrambles to react to the news of Dominic Cummings' departure, the network tries a new debate format, Tom King travels to a parallel world where politics is a true spectator sport and Che Burnley looks at what a Biden presidency might mean for Brexit.

Written and produced by Sam Gore
I See News theme by Eddie French
Graphic design by Chumchi.com

The Lament Piano Solo by MusicLFiles
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/6231-the-lament-piano-solo
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Rock Guitar Intro 02 by TaigaSoundProd
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/6699-rock-guitar-intro-02
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

‘Soccer Crowd’ by https://freesound.org/people/tim.kahn/

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**UPDATED VERSION**

It's election results day! Just like here in the UK it looks like the predicted grades were far better than what we actually got. Joe Biden just about squeaks a victory over Donald Trump despite his protestations, England enters its second national lockdown and Nigel Farage announces he'll be rebranding and relaunching the Brexit Party as something new but equally egomaniacal. In this episode Danny Sutcliffe visits the parallel world that exists only in Donald Trump's head, Tom King dissects the new lockdown measures and everyday average woman with a heart of gold Jade Fearnley goes in search of her hero Nigel Farage.

Written and produced by Sam Gore

I See News theme by Eddie French

Graphic design by Chumchi.com

‘Aperitif Chatter’ by https://freesound.org/people/soundslikewillem/

‘Christmas Bells’ by https://freesound.org/people/zoefitzgerald/

Nu Flute by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4149-nu-flute
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
 
The typical horror strings by Sascha Ende
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/17-the-typical-horror-strings
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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