I Will Fight You

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I Will Fight You episodes

January 09, 2022 Bionicle
Our hosts discuss the LEGO franchise Bionicle and Kit proves the fact that knowing about Bionicle will get you laid (?)

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1 hr 27 min
December 05, 2021 Kindred: The Embraced
Our hosts, led by Maq, embark on a journey back to the far-off year of 1996 to prove the fact that Kindred: The Embraced is the LaCroix of Vampire: The Masquerade.

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1 hr 44 min
October 31, 2021 Van Helsing
Our hosts are joined by Alexei Pepers to discuss the 2004 film Van Helsing, and prove the fact that werewolves only shed before the first full moon.

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2 hr 26 min
September 26, 2021 Star Trek: The Weird Ones
Our hosts discuss the weirdest episodes of Stark Trek Kit could find, including selections from TOS, Next Gen, and Voyager, and eventually, horrifyingly prove the fact that when you go too fast, you turn into lizards.
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1 hr 40 min
August 22, 2021 Red Riding Hood
Our hosts discuss the 2011 Red Riding Hood and prove the fact that red herrings are not a substitute for foreshadowing.
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1 hr 53 min
July 18, 2021 CATS (2019)
Our hosts, joined by Alan Sells, discuss Cats (2019), as well as the 1998 stage production, and prove the fact that... cats.

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2 hr 18 min
June 13, 2021Poetry is Good, Actually
Our hosts, but mostly Maq, discuss the art of poetry, the general terribleness of Ezra Pound, and the fact that Poetry is Good, Actually.

Maq chose a lot of poems for today's episode; below are some links from her show notes, including some poems we didn't get around to discussing but are worth reading nonetheless.

Reading List:
Canto 2 from “Hang it all, Robert Browning” to the Greek. 11 lines only, that’s all we need to hate him. Found here: https://www.shmoop.com/study-guides/poetry/canto-ii-pound/poem-text and here.
From 2001, Alan Dugan’s Love Song: I & Thou
From 1989, Haizi’s Looking out to sea, warmed by the spring air
From 2010, Traci Brimhall’s Concerning Cuttlefish and Ugolino
Let’s do a sonnet! From 1997, William Meredith’s The Illiterate
Rania Kapoor’s (2016) The Introvert’s Banter
Edwin Arlington Robinson’s (1914) Eros Turranos
Why I Haven’t Told You Yet by Emi Mahmoud
A Rabbit as King of the Ghosts (1954) by Wallace Stevens
I Go Out on a Road Alone by Mikhail Lermentov
Love One Another by Khalil Gibran
Exeter Book Poem/Riddle 44 (approx 975)
The Hallmark Poem aka Easter Wings by George Herbert (only to complain about how shitty people existed even in the 17th century)
Neil Hilborn’s OCD
John Donne's The Flea, The Canonization, The Ecstasy, Satire III

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1 hr 7 min
May 09, 2021 Venom
Our hosts discuss Venom and prove the fact that it is the greatest accidental love story between a man and a sentient pile of goo ever told.
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1 hr 49 min
April 04, 2021 My Immortal
Our hosts discuss My Immortal, the infamous fanfic, and discuss the fact that we ALL wrote My Immortal.
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1 hr 9 min
April 03, 2021 My Immortal - The Ebony Supercut
From our My Immortal episode on 4/4/21: We cannot emphasize enough that Ebony has a gun.
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2 min

About I Will Fight You

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Every episode, I Will Fight You brings you a Cold Hard Fact, usually about cartoons, comics, and movies. Join Annie, Kit, and Maq as they turn opinions into facts like "Skeletor should be…