Another restaurant chain is slapping on an egg surcharge, OJ’s old prison porn stash is up for auction, a woman just got a payout because Candy Crush ruined her life, Fyre Festival 2 is apparently happening (because some people never learn), and there's a new way to get poisoned—Mad Honey.

Pro athletes are the latest targets for burglars, Dave Grohl’s baby mama mystery is finally solved, and if you’ve ever wanted to hire an armed bodyguard through an app… well, that’s a thing now. Meanwhile, the super-rich are out here collecting dinosaur bones, and a new study suggests we might actually be getting dumber because we’re reading less.

Ian’s got thoughts on why learning another language just isn’t worth it, plus some good news about that asteroid we were all worried about. Also, is Jeff Bezos picking the next James Bond? Apple’s making moves on more affordable phones, and you could own everything inside a Dairy Queen.

Holographic zoos, a Red Hot Chili Peppers song catalog sale, and a turkey egg invasion—yeah, Ian covered it all this morning. Plus, Ozzy almost auditioned for what movie? A city-killer asteroid might be on the way, Google could make search even more annoying, and would you ever drive a bridge from the U.S. to Europe?

Flu season is brutal, DIA renovations are endless, and adults are ordering kids’ meals to save cash—meanwhile, Gene Simmons is still cashing in on KISS. Oh, and we might have finally cracked the case on Jack the Ripper! Ian covered all this, plus the upcoming Blue Bloods spin-off and why your takeout container might be a ticking time bomb.

Denver is one of the best cities for Valentine’s Day, but some people are skipping human romance altogether—AI chatbots are stealing hearts. Meanwhile, plastic straws are making a comeback, men are buying women’s boot-cut jeans in record numbers, and grocery stores are selling eggs one at a time. Oh, and if your pet is microchipped, there’s a chance it might not even work. Plus, Metallica is dropping a line of watches, and—brace yourself—people are injecting fish sperm into their faces. Yeah, it’s a weird one today.

Record Store Day releases, a new asteroid threat, and the perfect nap time—science says you’re probably doing it wrong. Plus, could the Cowboys actually win the Super Bowl next year, and will Oasis finally make the Rock Hall?

Snow day in the Mile High City, bellbottoms making a comeback, and Domino’s dropping a pepperoni perfume. Meanwhile, Greenland might get a rebrand, a Super Bowl beer run could end a relationship, and Ian’s just trying to survive Trader Joe’s egg rationing.

A new Netflix show to binge, the future of flying like Iron Man, why pennies might finally be going away, and a massive ‘80s show heading to Denver—Ian Camfield covers it all on today’s show.

The Super Bowl had it all—game drama, wild commercials, and... a $100 salad?! Ian recaps it all, plus the time he had a one-night stand from Applebee’s and got robbed, space junk falling from the sky, and a Valentine’s Day gift idea that’ll make you a legend.