A total lunar eclipse is coming, Pantera’s late drummer is dropping a cookbook (yes, really), and Tom Morello is set to direct Black Sabbath’s final gig—big moves all around. Meanwhile, the most searched acronyms of the year might surprise you, and if you’ve got Girl Scout cookies in your pantry, check the label… some might have metal in them?!

Denver just got a new Cracker Barrel, Gene Simmons will let you be his roadie for 12K, a guy landed in the ER for aggressive nose-picking, and apparently, Instagram might be giving your brain a little buzz—yeah, that kind of day.

Scammers are coming for your Netflix account, a Bambi horror movie is apparently a thing, and you could actually get paid to hunt for the Loch Ness Monster—seriously. Plus, bus travel is making a comeback, but not for the reason you’d think.

Bon Jovi’s got a new album on the way, Dan Hardee’s Mountain Mic Night could get you Metallica tickets, and an 80s-themed cruise took a tragic turn. Plus, Ian annoyed everyone at the gym, scientists are bringing back the woolly mammoth (because why not?), and somehow, Fyre Festival 2 is actually happening. Oh, and young people are stealing old person habits—next stop, yelling at clouds. Catch it all on today’s show! 🎧👇

Gene Hackman’s life keeps getting weirder, Hall & Oates are having a rough one, and a huge part of Ian’s favorite band is headed to Denver. Hit play and get caught up on all of it in today’s show! [Insert Link]

Gene Hackman’s death investigation takes a strange turn, cryptocurrency investors are having a great day, and the Florida Man Games over the weekend were as wild as you’d expect! Plus, we’ve got Metallica tickets up for grabs with a karaoke twist, some simple habits to help you live longer, and a humanoid robot that—oops—accidentally attacked a crowd of people.

Gene Hackman’s situation just got even weirder, Del Tacos are closing, and apparently, raising chickens to save money on eggs is a total scam. Plus, a new Lollapalooza book just dropped, Green Day was once mistaken for a boy band, and AI phone agents are now calling each other in the most ridiculous way possible. Oh, and that Epstein document release? Big letdown.

The Price Is Right is dropping $10K prizes to celebrate its 10,000th episode, but another American staple isn’t as lucky—Joann Fabrics is shutting down after 82 years. Meanwhile, a woman did something truly disgusting in the produce section, and William Shatner might be heading back to Star Trek.

Another restaurant chain is slapping on an egg surcharge, OJ’s old prison porn stash is up for auction, a woman just got a payout because Candy Crush ruined her life, Fyre Festival 2 is apparently happening (because some people never learn), and there's a new way to get poisoned—Mad Honey.