“Kansas City Karen” caught swiping Mahomes’ headband from a kid, Bush launches I Beat Loneliness mental health project, Meta and Google push deeper into AI data collection, Rolling Stones confirm new album and tour plans, Taco Bell unveils Colorado cantinas with booze, Nirvana’s “Nevermind baby” lawsuit dismissed, Aerosmith’s new bond with Youngblood, and Maxwell House’s rebrand sparks coffee-fueled comedy.

AOL dial-up shuts down for good, sparking ’90s internet nostalgia, Tilly Norwood the AI actress chasing Hollywood representation, comet 3I Atlas and asteroid deflection tech fueling Armageddon-style speculation, a Texas teacher accused of feeding a kitten to a classroom snake, Axl Rose reimagined as a half-cyborg in a graphic novel, Bill Burr and comedians facing backlash after Saudi Arabia shows, AC/DC pyro ban after a fiery concert in Scotland, DoorDash testing its new robot “Dot” for deliveries, and pop culture updates from Diddy’s sentencing to Elton John’s quirky house bet with Lowly Young.

Weed smoke complaints in a “smoke-free” building and the fear of being labeled a Karen, Denver Broncos’ 28-3 win over the Bengals with backup QB magic, Gorillaz announcing a new album and quirky advent calendars, Mick Jagger reviving Rolling Stones’ Black and Blue sessions, HAIM plagued by a “serial farter” at concerts, Billy Corgan’s podcast with Daryl Hall, McDonald’s Monopoly making a comeback, and the U.S. floating 100% tariffs on foreign-made movies.

Listeria deli recalls and grocery store worries, National Coffee Day and indie vs chain shop culture, Taylor Swift turning down the Super Bowl halftime show and Bad Bunny speculation, Rick Moranis landlord story and bizarre yawning injury, Target hiring seasonal workers in Denver, Bay Area billboard dating search, Queen’s A Night at the Opera 50th anniversary reissue, Cracker Barrel logo backlash, mosquitoes attracted to booze, weed, and sex, and a dismissed Hershey’s Halloween candy lawsuit.

Vinyl collecting revival with Fred Armisen’s quirky 101 Sound Effects and the Rolling Stones’ Black and Blue reissue, Amazon’s $2.5 billion FTC settlement over Prime memberships, a bizarre shark threesome in the wild, Starbucks restructuring and cup-art controversies, Pearl Jam vinyl figures and new Merriam-Webster terms like “dad bod” and “beast mode,” concert ticket giveaways, and William Shatner’s health scare and enduring spirit at 94.

Liam Neeson’s Ice Road Vengeance bus-driving action, fake news Fleetwood Mac reunion with Miley Cyrus collab, Heart concert ticket giveaway, National Lobster Day dining struggles, survey of friendliest U.S. cities, Rolling Stones working on new music after Hackney Diamonds, aggressive squirrel attacks, Queen’s Roger Taylor and Brian May hinting at a Vegas Sphere residency, Metallica eyeing Vegas shows, rapture jokes tied to the Epstein files, and all the unpredictable fun of Mountain Mornings.

Heart tickets giveaway and National Punctuation Day, texting trends and long voice messages, nostalgia for TV moments like Walter White, Bath & Body Works candle deals and Extreme Couponing, Joe Perry compared to Captain Jack Sparrow, “bank buddies” joint accounts, divorce rate myths and quirky marriage trends with Iron Maiden Funko Pops, bra-less charity run vs naked bike rides, showering habits and hygiene routines, Knight Rider and Baywatch reboots, Spirit Airlines bankruptcy and budget flying stories, podcast community vibe with more Heart tickets tomorrow.

Hearts’ concert ticket giveaway, Netflix Black Rabbit review with Jude Law and Jason Bateman, Jason Bateman and Ozark comparisons, Diddy’s legal troubles and baby oil anecdote, shrimp recall at King Soopers, Red Lobster downfall jokes, radioactive shrimp/X-Men humor, TikTok world-ending claims, coffee with agave debate, Toys R Us comeback nostalgia, Metallica Funko merchandise, “heavy soda” sugary trend, fitness vs indulgence commentary, R.E.M. reunion uncertainty, Michael Shannon tribute band tour, Amazon Prime cancellation lawsuit, podcast highlights and engagement.

Elton John's home loss, Doritos payout, Robert Plant nostalgia, British singer Lowly Young story, Foo Fighters redemption with Dave Grohl, Motorhead cover tribute, viral puffy Dorito story, Charlie Sheen Netflix documentary, Mexican cartel anecdote, colleague holiday gift from dealer, Wings of Pegasus auto-tune secrets, Steven Tyler and Youngblood performances, Samsung fridge ads, Ian’s soccer struggles, Real Housewives disinterest, DIA flight delays, Heart concert ticket giveaway, quirky podcast news roundup.

Trans-Siberian Orchestra ticket giveaway, Apple iPhone 17 release and pricing, Apple Store upselling tactics, Aerosmith and Youngblood new single and EP, paranormal investigators at Linger Eatery in Denver, haunted hotel lore and ghost stories, National Toy Hall of Fame finalists with Slime and Lightsabers, Mark Zuckerberg’s Ray-Ban Meta smartglasses, moon mining and helium as a new frontier, Adele Super Bowl halftime show rumors, Spirit Airlines near miss with Air Force One, The Who and The Offspring backstage dynamics, Brandon Flowers of The Killers duet with Chrissie Hynde of The Pretenders.