Weezer’s bassist’s wife could be in trouble right as they roll out a Keanu Reeves project, the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame dropped a fresh batch of inductees, and apparently there’s a real reason Yoda talks like your drunk uncle.

Ian kicks off your Friday with a Cadbury Egg moment that’s almost... spiritual? Plus, NASA might’ve found aliens, and Stevie Nicks is making a major comeback after 14 years.

Zoom took a nosedive, Ian’s writing haikus about underwear, Kahlúa’s serving drinks in actual chocolate glasses, and Uber just dropped their list of the weirdest backseat finds.

Turkeys are taking over Denver, and people are turning on self-checkouts! Ian dives into all that and more from this morning’s show.

Ian’s back from battling the Black Plague (okay, a nasty cold), just in time to panic over Tax Day tomorrow and question why we’re dyeing eggs when Jet-Puffed says marshmallows are more fun. He also spills some wild stories from the road with Motörhead, plus that one time Mickey Rourke and Axl Rose were mistaken for a married couple. Link in comments.

Seafood towers are out—this summer it’s all about hot dog towers. Plus, Ian dives into some absolutely unhinged money-saving tips that might make you question your sanity.