Idiot Check

Tom parkours his way to safety during an earthquake, Luke shares his most emotionally potent unused lyrics, and Paul tries to make scents of it all. 

Away in a country where the sun always shines

Tom visits a man who is sad all the time

A Skype call to Worthing so Paul can join in

The Idiot Check Christmas pod now can begin

The boys have written jingles about Christmassy things,

And idiots can listen to the joy they will bring

Paul's is too long, Luke's is half arsed and Tom's filled with rage

And the Patreon won't even make minimum wage

Paul gets angry, Tom gets nostalgic and Luke gets more than bargained for

The triumphant return of bi-weekly podcast 'The Idiot Check'. Chock full of topical and relevant subject matter, painstakingly constructed features and jingles laboured over for months and highbrow banter with absolutley no problematic comments whatsoever. 

Luke stands up for the podcast, Paul wants to sell his bath water on the internet and Tom's not funny again.

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Good man Sital-Singh looked out

On the town of Worthing

Upon Teville Road roundabout

Stood lots of dullards gurning

Lanking high above them all

A creature known as Paul 

And clutching tightly to his leash

The other Idiot, whatever he’s called... 🎵

Fancy paying for this shite?

Luke does it all on himself
Paul does it all on himself
Tom does it all on himself

Did Noel Edmonds appear in Friends? Have the idiots actually done a jingle this time? How old is Tom? Like actually how old is he?

Percy pigs, gravestones and heavy breathing etc...

All this and not a lot more on this decade's Idiot Check podcast!

🎶Three twats on a pod,

Jingles, rarnts and whining,

35 hours of crud,

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