This week, just as the Idiots were sitting down the make with the silly, Andrew Luck announced his retirement. That move, plus cuddle therapy gone wrong and Aretha Franklin's uncashed checks, this week on the podcast.

This week, the idiots discuss Joe Biden, who Nathan saw speak live, Jeffrey Epstein, who everyone thinks was murdered, and the obituary of the a-hole who shot up Dayton, Ohio. All this, and Jason Momoa fights telescopes, and a "wellness church" that targets the desperate.

This week, the Idiots follow up on the El Paso shooting, with Jake offering ideas on who should and shouldn't get to own a gun. They also discuss the Boy Scouts challenge to the Catholic Church to be the biggest pedophile ring, and cap things off with the face tattoo seen around the world.

This week, the Idiots discuss all the real problems the planet faces: mass shootings in El Paso, and Taco Bell hotel shortages in California. Plus, a trip down memory lane regarding the movie Bohemian Rhapsody, and a discussion on that sexist, woman-hating director known as Quentin Tarantino. He's receiving crap from stupid woke idiots regarding Once Upon A Time in Hollywood. Does he deserve it? Short answer: no.

This week, the Idiots discuss R. Kelly's crisis manager, Darrell Johnson, as well as Al Franken.

This week, the Idiots are doing follow ups on a handful of stories, as well as tackling new things in the news. Kevin Spacey? All charges dropped. The Catholic Church? Still a-holes. Scherie Murray? Doesn't stand a chance. Jerry Foxhoven? Loves Tupac. All this, and why the Internet sucks.

This week, the Idiots discuss the new (and awful) HBO documentary, I Love You, Now Die. It's the tale of two Millennials on antidepressants who met, fell in love, and botched the ending to Romeo and Juliet.

A bonus podcast for you... Camelot's End is a great book about the fight between Jimmy Carter and Ted Kennedy in the runup to the 1980 election. It fractured the Democratic Party, and most likely helped Reagan win the election.

Halle Bailey is the new little mermaid, Rami Malek is the new Bond villain, and Colin Kaepernick finds racism in everything. All this, and Donald Trump saving the coal industry in this week's Idiot's on Parade podcast.

Twenty Democratic hopefuls took to the stage to pitch their case to Americans. Neither Nathan nor Jake watched. Why? Tune in to find out. Also: what's it like to wake up alone on an airplane? All that, and more.