Oh, to be William Barr... you're a stooge who pretends to be ethical. And fails. Dak Prescott wants all the money, and so does Tennessee. Only Dak wants it for playing football, Tennessee wants it from women who need feminine hygiene products. All this, and more in 35 short minutes.

It's 2020, which means voting should be easy, right?

"Hold my beer" says Iowa. 

This week, the Idiots discuss the many ways the Democratic Party of Iowa effed themselves with their inability to count votes.

So. Much. News.  The Idiots recorded as Nathan returned home from the Iowa Caucuses, the Kansas City Chiefs won the Super Bowl, Kobe Bryant met an incredibly tragic end, Trump's wall blew into Mexico... there's more to talk about in this episode than you can shake a stick at. Most importantly: Facebook stock lost $50 billion, which is something we can all celebrate!

Like the Catholic Church and Boy Scouts before them, the Amish are turning out to be sex crime perverts. What is about repressive societies that creates monsters? The Idiots examine that question, and then turn their eyes on Utah's new law outlawing gay conversion therapy... in minors.

Hollywood: why is it so racist? The Idiots challenge a claim by woke Twitter that every problem anyone has ever had can be explained by racism. Then, speaking of racism, Trump 2020. He's taking money from the military to build his wall. Will it get him re-elected?

Iran had a happy trigger finger and civilians died. Whose fault is it? Crazy folk think Trump, but not the Idiots. Also: a Twitter mob was denied an apology because Jillian Michaels refused to back down. Why did that tactic work? We tell you. All that, and a quick R.I.P. note to Neal Peart.

The U.S. blew up Qasem Soleimani, and everyone jumped into their political corner and started yelling at the other side. Wilmer Valderrama got engaged, and Demi Lovato fans got upset. Diet Dr. Pepper won't make you less fat, and one woman is upset. All this, and more, this week on the podcast. 

This week, the Idiots went all out. It's episode #350, and they went big. Tony Carr–founder and maintainer of the Chicago's Comedy Scene website/app/production company–chats for over over an hour. It's one of our longest podcasts, but also one of the best. New comics? Best tune in for this one...

https://www.chicagoscomedyscene.com/

Nathan saw Star Wars, Jake saw Cats. Those movies are mocked, and from there they discuss the final football game in Oakland, the difference between books and movies (specifically Black Klansman), and the silly controversy over a commercial on the Hallmark Channel.

This week, the Idiots discuss news that was overshadowed by the impeachment. The Afghanistan Papers said we're in an unwinnable war, Michael Vick is getting hate from folks who don't watch football, and Antonio Brown didn't write that Tweet.