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Have you ever been burped on? Did you vom or did it turn you on? Do those questions raise concern? Episode 8 is here to explain why a little throat fart can start the fire to a new relationship. Stay tuned for jack hammering do's and dont’s (ITS ALWAYS A DONT) and why the term Gold Star Lesbian can bite my butt.

Halloweenie just isn't the same when you can't partake in a nightly dramatic affair. This week Rocky spills the beans on her horrific Halloween encounters, and why sleeping on the ceiling is a better option than being choked out by a mutual, or getting rub burn on your thigh. As promised, her tuck and roll story is released, which simply adds to the theory that nutter butters are better left on toast than vaginas. *please note this episode does contain, although intended towards humorous, details of unwanted physical attention. Listeners discretion is advised, my loves.*

What does a hardware store, a steak and cheese sub and tears have in common? Mhm, that's right: The birth of Strikeout. This week your gal Rocky is ready to divorce her ovaries and birth a bath bomb. She gets it: identifying your sexuality can be a challenge. Even trickier when your approach makes girls cry. Take everything she says with a GRAIN OF SALT AND PEP as we take a ride down memory lane. RIP Tumblr boobies.

This week, Raquelle finally dishes the scoop about LUG's, and who she considers Demonic Little Lint Traps. New to the lesbian battlefield? Returning patron? Rocky explains the different lesbian rosters that exist while also gagging at her gaycation moments. TROPICAL VACAYS ARE A TRAP, even if it's all inclusive.

On Episode 4, Raquelle revisits her cringey days as a baby gay. Why should you learn the basics of flirting as a teen when you can shit the bed as a young adult instead? Stick around for some sad campfire stories as Rocky dives into the importance of Clam Clout, her complete lack of female intuition and why crotch grabbing is concerning.

This week Raquelle gets deep (LOL) into her past dating life, raises the alarm for relationship red flags, and exposes some cheater cheater pumpkin eaters. Because what says "I love you" like a snapchat from your partners ex?

Your host Raquelle dives into the cringey world of Tik Tok stereotypes and how it's crumbling the lesbian queendom as we know it. Listen as she divulges her snapchat horror story, with no  shame. Just horns and a narcissistic attitude.