I NEED A MOMENT OF SILENCE CUS FELLA WE MADE IT! EPISODE 50. This is maybe our best episode yet so far, thanks for listening everyone. 

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We celebrate the final night in Kait's house that was in our friend group for like 5 years.  We recorded like every early episode here and was crucial in the development of the If Anyone's Listening.  We share some censored stories and reminisce of simpler days.

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I hired an entire orchestra and sound effects team to stimulate the sounds that would occur during a fireside chat with your favorite podcast host and longtime friend, first time guest Justin Green.  We go from war crimes to the service industry in typical IAL fashion.  Oh also Geraldo Verde is here.

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Austin, Andy, and Bumpcontrol are back for another action packed episode.  Thanks for listening folks, we got a lot of big things on the way.  Be sure to follow the YouTube page, link below.

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The hooligans over at The United States State Department back at it with another one of their zany plans! This time it's using video games to trick kids into joining the military.  We analyze that awesome recruitment tool and also brush upon the totally cool deergasm girl of Twitch.  Thanks for listening folks


Article here
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We dive into the mind of a white conservative with an apex boomer-brain-rant that went viral on a beach town corndog stand's Facebook page.  It's a chaotic manifesto that takes wild turns across the political compass and also just generally stupid.  I would post the manifesto below but then you couldn't listen to me and my crack team of political analysts breakdown the schizopost.

Well folks, if anyone's listening (lol) sorry for the delay, been having some existential dread on the career trajectory of a podcast and freaked out.  Im cool now and the next podcasts are really good cus we are trying now.  Plus the views had a major dip this month since all of you are getting drunk on boats and having fun outside.  Hopefully you're reading this in the winter and listening to every single episode like the loyal zealot you are.  Hope you enjoy the video, thanks for listening.

Here is the dumb lady video 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxvlTDK9vsw

Geraldo Verde makes his return & tells us of his trip to India while I somehow derail every segment.  He was traveling abroad when corona virus hit and became locked in an Indian hostel called "Castle Namaste" with a group of other foreigners & tells us about his trip.  

"Buy the ticket, take the ride."

We do our first joint podcast featuring the fellas from Car Crash.  Did we just start an un-holy union with another fresh podcast?  This one was a blast to make, enjoy.


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Bumpcontrol was back in MI for the weekend so we got in the hot tub, drank 11 beers each and decided to do a podcast.  If I am being totally honest I have no idea what was said in this podcast and am praying nothing was problematic because theres nothing I can do at this point.  The show must go on.  Thanks for listening folks