Ladies & Gentleman... we got him.... OUTTA HIS PARENTS HOUSE!  In celebration of my new apartment bumpcontrol and I did my first day out podcast.  I talk about the moving experience and end up going hard in the paint for like 2 hours.  

We talk moving, dating apps, the insane things women post in their profiles, working from home, and much more.  Also this is now a DATING PODCAST. We will provide you a path to getting ladies on the hellish experience of dating apps.    

In late January of 2022 one 6'4 man in NYC had the audacity to go on multiple dates with mildly attractive mid 20's white women who spend too much time on Tik Tok and didn't call them back.  This would prove to be worst mistake of his life. If Anyone's Listening tackles the social media saga with the unbridled nuance you have come to love or are being introduced to.

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You are now tuned into the most P Cast on the market.  You are P, I am P, we are all P but not everyones created Pequally.  We will be back to regular weekly uploads, the next episodes are some of the best and I've said that before but repeating stories isn't something we do here at IAL.. am I right folks? 

No outdo  music one this one, because none of the downloads are working which not P. 

Thanks for listening and shout out to Lebanon. 

This is the final episode of the mega dump and definitely a step in the direction I want to take this podcast.  I haven't drank booze in like 9 weeks now and think that has made a night and day difference in this podcast. There's a lot of what I have come to terms with being "cringe episodes" with things I don't necessarily agree with but am gonna leave them up.  I wasn't taking the pod seriously and was just going through the motions and feel very good about these episodes.  I hope you enjoy them.  STAY EMPURE EVERYONE

We were on one for this one.  Cant thank everyone enough for continuing to listen. Good things are coming.  

Handsome Dave aka "SULTAN SATIRE" of BAMFOMANIA joins me for podcast to test out the new equipment.  We talk weight, fitness  podcasting, and introduce the IAL Discord Server. We sounding hella crisp on this new set up. 

Check out Bamfomania on all streaming services. 
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dome-with-bamfomania/id1383364969

Listen to Dave's music on "SULTAN SATIRE" the boy has bars. 
https://open.spotify.com/artist/4fvxByDc6w4Q49dcl9AKYS?autoplay=true

Bumpcontrol and I exchange gifts and discuss Christmas sorry for the month gap folks.  Will be  explained in next episodes.  IT WILL ALL MAKE SENSE SOON! I know its very late and likely will not vibe well since well Christmas was a month ago. 

Found a better episode we had recorded from November that got lost in the vault.  Noted cheater and gamer in arms IAN THE GOAT makes his grand debut on If Anyone's Listening and informs me of the STDs I recently contracted.  He enlightens us on what jail in Kentucky is like  and joins the IAL canon.  I also talked about World War II way too much. What an action packed episode.   Maybe one day you can play XBOX Live with us. 

Bumpcontrol and I talk fetishes, building Gundams, the infinite wisdom of Kevin Gates, New Year anxiety, the journey of success, and I ramble about the insanity of the Epstein case.

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Well I was honestly pretty optimistic on this birthday.  Sorry for being a POS and not sticking to the upload schedule.  I am plotting on how to improve the show and bring back some inspired episode.  I have been doing this for over 2 years now and feel like I'm doing a shit job.  Thanks for sticking with me everyone or anyone listening.

One day you will be proud (pick your own term lol)  to say you listened to this stupid podcast before it was big.    Thanks for listening guys.