If Anyone's Listening

We meet for the first time. Had a blast, enjoy. This one is honestly way more fun than episode 100. 

Sorry its late.  Things will be back to normal after 100. Thanks for listening

As we were going gonzo mode in the Motel 6 parking lot in Indianapolis we encountered a character who was kind enough to hang out with us for an hour.  Now I am telling you right now we have no control over what strangers say and I do not believe in censorship when convenient for me.  Anywho enjoy 

SORRY THE AUDIO IS ROUGH I LITERALLY CANNOT GET FILES OFF THIS BUNK ASS FIELD RECORDER.  EPISODES WILL BE BACK TO NORMAL SOON.

GOD BLESS

WWW.EMPUREUSA.COM SHOULD BE OPEN BEFORE 6/19/21.
BUY SOME TEES.

I apologize for being two weeks late.  I have been in a weird spot.  This episode was very fun.  I hope you enjoy it and thanks for one of our biggest months of downloads of all time..... things are changing.  Cant thank anyone who downloaded an episode enough. 

We met at a campsite in central Indiana to hang out, meet, and bond over a fire in a chilly midwest night.  With episode 100 coming up soon thanks for listening folks. 

*warning i need to fix the audio for some reason it looped**

You are now listening to the number one most ineligible bachelor and podcaster in the industry.  Now that story arc is over we are back to real life.  Back to the digital trenches with nothing but a camera, microphone, and a newly fueled fire of raw drive and motivation.  The world is my oyster that I will podcast in.  We will never stop podcasting. 


"IF EMPURE IS WITH US, WHO CAN BE AGAINST US?"

Digital Marketing Guru and creator of the legendary facebook group "Shitposting in Asia Ironically" Chris Tweten joins If Anyone's Listening to discuss his group and actually living in Asia. 

Topics include:
Begpacking, bad translations, sex tourism, exploitive influencers, why Indonesian people wear Nazi insignias and more!

Shitposting in Asia ironically was a really fun Facebook group that highlights the oddities of various Asian cultures and lead to interesting discussions and hilarious memes.  It was mostly a fun, and welcome group but there were huge surges of questionable characters who would join as well.

He is a very interesting fella and we wish him nothing but the best luck in his new endeavors. God bless

Follow Chris Tweten here:
https://twitter.com/ctwtn

This week we sit down with the heart and soul of BAMFOMANIA... DAVE aka SULTAN SATIRE and his esteemed colleague Razz Nasty, live from Grand Rapids, MI.  We had quite a few brews and the conversation flowed like water... really really funny water.   The dawn of a new era has begun.  Covid can't keep us contained to Zoom any more.  Our powers are growing with each release.


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Sultan Satire
https://www.instagram.com/sultansatire/?hl=en

Razz Nasty
https://www.instagram.com/razznasty/?hl=en

We talk about a Coen Brother's esque hate crime, the Y Bar allegations, and Joe Biden saying the F word.  Talk about an action packed episode.


Please leave us a 5 STAR REVIEW.
PLEASE.
WE NEED TO TRICK MORE PEOPLE INTO CONSUMING THIS CONTENT.

Now that we are entering the 100 range mark for podcasts, I felt like its time to extend our reach and introduce some new characters into the IAL lore.  I found Russian comedian from Moscow, reached out to him and here we are.  It couldn't have gone better.  

From Michigan to Moscow, we talk comedy, accents, Chinese tourists, polish MDMA, expat comedy, and most importantly why everyone in Russia has a dash cam.  I firmly believe that had podcasts existed in 1960 we could have ended the Cold War... 

Hope you enjoy this episode, we had a blast, and we will definitely be having our comrade back. 

Бог благословил !

Denis Nikolin Socials

IG:
https://www.instagram.com/russian_comedian/?hl=en

YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9MzGNzpifDu1Bb1cIW1l2Q/videos

Mr Bea... I mean CEO Digger is back to talk posting, my dive into the polyamory subreddit, and other wildly interesting topics in the standard IAL fashion. please leave us a 5 STAR review and follow the IG @ifanyoneslistening

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Austin, Mitch, and I record a podcast because I got too drunk Friday.  To be completely honest, I'm a little bit drunk right now.    I said a lot of wild things that I regret SO WE RE-DID IT.  YOU MAY NOT BE ABLE TO TELL BUT WE TAKE THIS SHIT SERIOUS FR FR...  Happy Easter please tell a friend.  We need downloads.