If Only...

If Only...

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If Only... episodes

  • Ep. 12: STONKS (r/WallStreetBets & GameStop)

    Not too long ago a community of Reddit users sought to dismantle the stock market as we know it. This is their story, as told by two people who have somewhat of an idea as to what they're talking about. If you don't know anything about the stock market or GameStop or the subreddit WallStreetBets, Josh and Harlie will do their best to educate you on all of it in this tale that could leave a lasting impression on the world as we once knew it. 

     

    Theme Song: Caffeine by Libby Quinn

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    54 min
  • Ep. 11: Friendship!

    What is friendship? What is it's purpose in the modern age? How do you maintain lifelong friendships while balancing careers and responsibilities? What did Aristotle have to say on the matter? Does friendship even really EXIST?!?! These are just a few of the questions that Harlie and Josh ponder throughout this weeks episode of If Only. Let us know what your thoughts are on the wonderful world of friendship! 

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    Theme Song: Caffeine by Libby Quinn

    57 min
  • Ep. 10: (Dick Cheney's) America!

    Josh and Harlie, like many Americans, we're saddened and a little frightened by the events of January 6th, 2021, when an angry mob stormed into the capital, leaving dead citizens in their wake. This got them thinking; what is it that drives these individuals? What is the mindset, what chain of events must occur to lead to an moment of blatant insurrection such as the one we all witnessed. This is the question and and topic of this weeks episode, Dick Cheney's America. We want to hear all of your theories and thoughts on what we had to say so be sure to email in or DM us on Instagram or Facebook!

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    Instagram/Facebook: @Ifonlythepodcast

     Theme Song: Caffeine by Libby Quinn

    59 min
  • Ep. 09: 2020 (The Good, The Bad, & The Deadly)

    In this episode of If Only, Josh and Harlie discuss the dramatic ups and downs of 2020. Some things you may remember, some things you may not. 2020 was an eventful year to say the least and took all of us by surprise. Everything from the Covid-19 pandemic to the Black Lives Matter movement and later some of the best entertainment in this entertainment-stifled year, we cover it ALL! Let us know what your favorite or least favorite parts of 2020 were! HAPPY NEW YEAR!

     

    Theme Song: Caffeine by Libby Quinn

     

    SONGS USED: 

    Neon Skyline by Andy Shauf

    Walking in the Snow by Run The Jewels

    Neighbor by Pinegrove

    Are you There by Slaughter Beach, Dog

    Scram by Jeff Rosenstock

    Mr. Motivator by IDLES

    I Know The End by Phoebe Bridgers

    No Starving Artists by R.A.P. Ferriera

    Circle the Drain by Soccer Mommy

    Ode To The Mets by The Strokes

    Button Masher by Aesop Rock

    1 hr 44 min
  • Ep. 08: Our 10 Favorite Christmas Facts!

    In this joyous and merry episode of If Only, Josh and Harlie put on the holiday cheer and share their favorite Christmas facts! Ever wonder how Christmas is celebrated in Iceland? Or why we hang stockings? Or why Rudolphs nose was almost NOT red? Well here you can find out all of those things and more! We hope everyone has a wonderful holiday! 

     

    Email: [email protected]

    Instagram/Facebook: @ifonlythepodcast

    Theme Song: Caffeine by Libby Quinn

    1 hr
  • Ep. 07: Parenting (How Do You Do It?)

    In this episode of If Only, Josh and Harlie bust out the "Three C's" of parenting advice in an attempt as making you the best mommy or daddy you can be. Now, what are a couple of non-parents giving parenting advice for? We're glad you asked! They both feel it is their duty as recently-parented adults to pass on what wisdom may get lost in the shuffle of life and all its uncertainties. So get those notebooks ready and sharpen your pencil because Harlie and Josh are coming at you with some guidance. 

     

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    Facebook/Instagram: @ifonlythepodcast

    Theme Song: Caffeine by Libby Quinn

    1 hr 10 min
  • Ep. 06: The Apocalypse (Now or Never?)

    In this episode of If Only, Josh claims that he would love to witness the apocalypse while Harlie, on the other hand, very much would not. They each discuss their ideal way for the world to go out as well as some possible reasoning why Josh has such a fascination with seeing the end of the world. What about you? Would you like to see the world collapse in on itself in a black hole? Would you like to see zombies rise up and eat our brains? How about destruction of biblical proportions? Or are you like Harlie and want nothing to do with any of that nonsense? Let us know!

     

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    Facebook/Instagram: @ifonlythepodcast

    Theme Song: Caffeine by Libby Quinn

    51 min
  • Ep. 05: Art & Pornography (What's The Difference?)

    In this episode of If Only, Josh and Harlie get deeper and deeper into the complexity surrounding the fine line between what is viewed as art and what is viewed as pornography, as well as discussing the potential societal implications that come alone with blurring said line between the two. Go listen as they try their best to define art, porn, eroticism, and obscenity, and how these definitions can lead us to a better understanding of societal trends, norms, and values. Also Josh reveals a SHOCKING fun fact at the end of this episode that you won't want to miss!

    Email: [email protected]

    Instagram & Facebook: @ifonlythepodcast

    Theme Song: Caffeine by Libby Quinn

      

    1 hr 4 min
  • Ep. 04: Babies and Banking

    In this episode of If Only, Josh and Harlie discuss the pros and cons of having children (specifically, babies) and physical and mental and financial toll those lil humans have on us all. They also talk about circumcisions for an uncomfortable amount of time. THAT'S NOT ALL! The pair switch gears and discuss the mind-numbing world of BANKING. Harlie breaks out the big brain of her's and offers up some banking advice for everyone to take note of. Will Josh listen to her? You'll have to listen to find out! 

    Email us with any thought, suggestions, comments, etc.: [email protected]

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    Theme Song: Caffeine by Libby Quinn

    1 hr 10 min
  • Ep. 03: Celebrity Culture & Influencers

    In this episode of If Only, Josh and Harlie discuss the ins and outs of a culture obsessed with celebrity and how it has changed (if at all) throughout history. Influencers on Instagram and Tik Tok are on the rise and our hosts would like to think that this isn't doing anything detrimental to society, but can they, and you, be so sure? Find out now! 

     

    Theme Song: Caffeine by Libby Quinn

    1 hr 8 min

About If Only...

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If Only is a show that sparks emotion, discussion, and unification through complete and utter chaos. Our hosts, Josh and Harlie, discuss a ludicrous amount of varying topics that range from the…