Comedian David Jones has been kicked off a plane, survived some unbelievable drunken nights, and worked in an industry everyone loves to hate. But somehow, it was texting his ex that made him seriously reconsider drinking.David joins Justin Anderson and Mike Caropreso on *If This Doesn't Work…* for a ridiculous conversation about stand-up comedy, addiction, bad decisions, growing up in Maryland, life insurance scams, and why he thinks Lil Wayne deserves a little more credit for changing race relations.We get into his wild family stories, the reality of working in insurance, his run-ins with the law, the comedians he actually listens to, and whether getting sober means giving up the fun.It's dark, honest, occasionally ridiculous, and exactly the kind of conversation you expect from *If This Doesn't Work…***In this episode:**- Getting kicked off a plane and deciding to quit drinking- His mother's unbelievable KFC scheme- Growing up around addiction and finding comedy- Lil Wayne's unexpected cultural influence- Whether life insurance is actually a scam- DUIs, relationships, sobriety, and stand-up comedy- Louis C.K., Ali Siddiq, and the comedians worth listening toFollow David Jones on: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thedavejones1212/ LinkedIn: www.linkedin.com/in/DavidJones1212Subscribe for more unfiltered conversations with comedians, creators, and interesting people from Maryland and beyond.📌 Support the show:Come Be On The Show: https://if-this-doesnt-work.pages.dev/Join Patreon: https://patreon.com/IfThisDoesntWork?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan&utm_content=copyLinkJoin YouTube Members for $0.99/month for exclusive content, bonus episodes & behind-the-scenes chaos. Click “Join” next to the subscribe button.(you don't actual receive anything, but you'd be really nice for doing it.)Follow the Podcast:📸 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ifthisdoesn...🎵 TikTok Main: https://www.tiktok.com/@thejustintime...🎵 TikTok Clips: https://www.tiktok.com/@itdw_clips?is...Follow:Justin: https://www.instagram.com/__justin33__/Mike: https://www.instagram.com/skateguy30/#DavidJones #StandUpComedy #IfThisDoesntWork

Comedian David Jones has been kicked off a plane, survived some unbelievable drunken nights, and worked in an industry everyone loves to hate. But somehow, it was texting his ex that made him seriously reconsider drinking.David joins Justin Anderson and Mike Caropreso on *If This Doesn't Work…* for a ridiculous conversation about stand-up comedy, addiction, bad decisions, growing up in Maryland, life insurance scams, and why he thinks Lil Wayne deserves a little more credit for changing race relations.We get into his wild family stories, the reality of working in insurance, his run-ins with the law, the comedians he actually listens to, and whether getting sober means giving up the fun.It's dark, honest, occasionally ridiculous, and exactly the kind of conversation you expect from *If This Doesn't Work…***In this episode:**- Getting kicked off a plane and deciding to quit drinking- His mother's unbelievable KFC scheme- Growing up around addiction and finding comedy- Lil Wayne's unexpected cultural influence- Whether life insurance is actually a scam- DUIs, relationships, sobriety, and stand-up comedy- Louis C.K., Ali Siddiq, and the comedians worth listening toFollow David Jones on: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thedavejones1212/ LinkedIn: www.linkedin.com/in/DavidJones1212Subscribe for more unfiltered conversations with comedians, creators, and interesting people from Maryland and beyond.📌 Support the show:Come Be On The Show: https://if-this-doesnt-work.pages.dev/Join Patreon: https://patreon.com/IfThisDoesntWork?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan&utm_content=copyLinkJoin YouTube Members for $0.99/month for exclusive content, bonus episodes & behind-the-scenes chaos. Click “Join” next to the subscribe button.(you don't actual receive anything, but you'd be really nice for doing it.)Follow the Podcast:📸 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ifthisdoesn...🎵 TikTok Main: https://www.tiktok.com/@thejustintime...🎵 TikTok Clips: https://www.tiktok.com/@itdw_clips?is...Follow:Justin: https://www.instagram.com/__justin33__/Mike: https://www.instagram.com/skateguy30/#DavidJones #StandUpComedy #IfThisDoesntWork

Comedian David Jones has been kicked off a plane, survived some unbelievable drunken nights, and worked in an industry everyone loves to hate. But somehow, it was texting his ex that made him seriously reconsider drinking.David joins Justin Anderson and Mike Caropreso on *If This Doesn't Work…* for a ridiculous conversation about stand-up comedy, addiction, bad decisions, growing up in Maryland, life insurance scams, and why he thinks Lil Wayne deserves a little more credit for changing race relations.We get into his wild family stories, the reality of working in insurance, his run-ins with the law, the comedians he actually listens to, and whether getting sober means giving up the fun.It's dark, honest, occasionally ridiculous, and exactly the kind of conversation you expect from *If This Doesn't Work…***In this episode:**- Getting kicked off a plane and deciding to quit drinking- His mother's unbelievable KFC scheme- Growing up around addiction and finding comedy- Lil Wayne's unexpected cultural influence- Whether life insurance is actually a scam- DUIs, relationships, sobriety, and stand-up comedy- Louis C.K., Ali Siddiq, and the comedians worth listening toFollow David Jones on: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thedavejones1212/ LinkedIn: www.linkedin.com/in/DavidJones1212Subscribe for more unfiltered conversations with comedians, creators, and interesting people from Maryland and beyond.📌 Support the show:Come Be On The Show: https://if-this-doesnt-work.pages.dev/Join Patreon: https://patreon.com/IfThisDoesntWork?utm_medium=unknown&amp;utm_source=join_link&amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan&amp;utm_content=copyLinkJoin YouTube Members for $0.99/month for exclusive content, bonus episodes &amp; behind-the-scenes chaos. Click “Join” next to the subscribe button.(you don't actual receive anything, but you'd be really nice for doing it.)Follow the Podcast:📸 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ifthisdoesn...🎵 TikTok Main: https://www.tiktok.com/@thejustintime...🎵 TikTok Clips: https://www.tiktok.com/@itdw_clips?is...Follow:Justin: https://www.instagram.com/__justin33__/Mike: https://www.instagram.com/skateguy30/#DavidJones #StandUpComedy #IfThisDoesntWork

He Got Kicked Off a Plane… But THIS Made Him Quit Drinking | David Jones

Comedian Umar Khan returns to If This Doesn't Work… after two years of touring, performing with some of comedy's biggest names, and figuring out what actually matters in life.Umar talks about traveling through Australia and New Zealand with Mark Normand, his early days alongside Stavros Halkias, working with Tim Dillon, and why chasing success in comedy isn't always what it's cracked up to be.We also get into his painfully awkward interaction with a woman at the gym, the absurdity of men's retreats, whether comedians can ever be truly authentic, the pressure of social media, marriage, choosing not to have kids, and why Umar believes he was simply born to chill.Plus: nicotine pouches, parking habits, recycling, growing older, and a surprising amount of conversation about sandwich crust.**FOLLOW UMAR KHAN**Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/umarkhan821/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@UmarKhan821Check out his comedy specials on YouTube:- Live in Baltimore- Who Cares- Let's Talk About ItFind upcoming shows through Umar's Instagram.📌 Support the show:Come Be On The Show: https://if-this-doesnt-work.pages.dev/Join Patreon: https://patreon.com/IfThisDoesntWork?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan&utm_content=copyLinkJoin YouTube Members for $0.99/month for exclusive content, bonus episodes & behind-the-scenes chaos. Click “Join” next to the subscribe button.(you don't actual receive anything, but you'd be really nice for doing it.)Follow the Podcast:📸 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ifthisdoesn...🎵 TikTok Main: https://www.tiktok.com/@thejustintime...🎵 TikTok Clips: https://www.tiktok.com/@itdw_clips?is...Follow:Justin: https://www.instagram.com/__justin33__/Mike: https://www.instagram.com/skateguy30/If This Doesn't Work… the most mediocre podcast within a 3-mile radius.Subscribe for new episodes every Monday.#UmarKhan #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy

Comedian Umar Khan returns to If This Doesn't Work… after two years of touring, performing with some of comedy's biggest names, and figuring out what actually matters in life.Umar talks about traveling through Australia and New Zealand with Mark Normand, his early days alongside Stavros Halkias, working with Tim Dillon, and why chasing success in comedy isn't always what it's cracked up to be.We also get into his painfully awkward interaction with a woman at the gym, the absurdity of men's retreats, whether comedians can ever be truly authentic, the pressure of social media, marriage, choosing not to have kids, and why Umar believes he was simply born to chill.Plus: nicotine pouches, parking habits, recycling, growing older, and a surprising amount of conversation about sandwich crust.**FOLLOW UMAR KHAN**Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/umarkhan821/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@UmarKhan821Check out his comedy specials on YouTube:- Live in Baltimore- Who Cares- Let's Talk About ItFind upcoming shows through Umar's Instagram.📌 Support the show:Come Be On The Show: https://if-this-doesnt-work.pages.dev/Join Patreon: https://patreon.com/IfThisDoesntWork?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan&utm_content=copyLinkJoin YouTube Members for $0.99/month for exclusive content, bonus episodes & behind-the-scenes chaos. Click “Join” next to the subscribe button.(you don't actual receive anything, but you'd be really nice for doing it.)Follow the Podcast:📸 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ifthisdoesn...🎵 TikTok Main: https://www.tiktok.com/@thejustintime...🎵 TikTok Clips: https://www.tiktok.com/@itdw_clips?is...Follow:Justin: https://www.instagram.com/__justin33__/Mike: https://www.instagram.com/skateguy30/If This Doesn't Work… the most mediocre podcast within a 3-mile radius.Subscribe for new episodes every Monday.#UmarKhan #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy

Comedian Umar Khan returns to If This Doesn't Work… after two years of touring, performing with some of comedy's biggest names, and figuring out what actually matters in life.Umar talks about traveling through Australia and New Zealand with Mark Normand, his early days alongside Stavros Halkias, working with Tim Dillon, and why chasing success in comedy isn't always what it's cracked up to be.We also get into his painfully awkward interaction with a woman at the gym, the absurdity of men's retreats, whether comedians can ever be truly authentic, the pressure of social media, marriage, choosing not to have kids, and why Umar believes he was simply born to chill.Plus: nicotine pouches, parking habits, recycling, growing older, and a surprising amount of conversation about sandwich crust.**FOLLOW UMAR KHAN**Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/umarkhan821/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@UmarKhan821Check out his comedy specials on YouTube:- Live in Baltimore- Who Cares- Let's Talk About ItFind upcoming shows through Umar's Instagram.📌 Support the show:Come Be On The Show: https://if-this-doesnt-work.pages.dev/Join Patreon: https://patreon.com/IfThisDoesntWork?utm_medium=unknown&amp;utm_source=join_link&amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan&amp;utm_content=copyLinkJoin YouTube Members for $0.99/month for exclusive content, bonus episodes &amp; behind-the-scenes chaos. Click “Join” next to the subscribe button.(you don't actual receive anything, but you'd be really nice for doing it.)Follow the Podcast:📸 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ifthisdoesn...🎵 TikTok Main: https://www.tiktok.com/@thejustintime...🎵 TikTok Clips: https://www.tiktok.com/@itdw_clips?is...Follow:Justin: https://www.instagram.com/__justin33__/Mike: https://www.instagram.com/skateguy30/If This Doesn't Work… the most mediocre podcast within a 3-mile radius.Subscribe for new episodes every Monday.#UmarKhan #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy

Umar Khan: Why Being Famous Isn't Worth It

In this ep we got young Frank to come through and bullshit with us about the beautiful city of Atlanta, strip club stories, harboring illegal immigrants in tractor trailers, how sometimes it’s better to just buy yourself a gift and more..INDULGE

Banned From TX

This episode we are joined again by Cousin Chris, we about Justin’s therapy sessions, the recent cop killings, and all types of sexual misconduct.

Animal misconduct

The boys are back to break down stuff that nobody cares about! Hot takes from broke boys!

Bhad Bucks

On today Ep. we sit down with Dave and discuss the potential and growth of the podcast , is Little Nas X clout chasing, self growth and the new social platform that he’s involved in that’s going to take over EVERYTHING. That is WEEBL, and by listening to this podcast y’all have a chance to win a FREE APPLE WATCH......indulge brokies. 
Follow Dave on all socials!
@pechillo on IG

https://www.facebook.com/davidpechillo on FB
And download WEEBL

https://apps.apple.com/us/app/weebl-ask-friends-anonymously/id1531006444

On today Ep. we sit down with Dave and discuss the potential and growth of the podcast , is Little Nas X clout chasing, self growth and the new social platform that he’s involved in that’s going to take over EVERYTHING. That is WEEBL, and by listening to this podcast y’all have a chance to win a FREE APPLE WATCH......indulge brokies. Follow Dave on all socials! @pechillo on IG https://www.facebook.com/davidpechillo on FB And download WEEBL https://apps.apple.com/us/app/weebl-ask-friends-anonymously/id1531006444

Full Disclosure

Justin’s cousin returns to talk current events and drop off more bird facts....Don’t sleep on us!!!

Bird Facts part 2

In this episode we cancel cancel culture. Najee cuts off Justin a bunch. We explain NFTs and other shit we don't understand at all.

Who Canceling who?

In this episode we talk about falling behind on tech, Meek Mill Kobe bar, being careful with your platform, two idiot men breaking down what objectifying a women means and more!!! Tune in

Women’s Fault

In this episode we catch up with the great AJ Bulter!!! We talk about his recent engagement, Texas weather, and him being the Jackie Robinson of Jacksonville Lacrosse plus much more!!!! Like and subscribe!!!

Butler Boy

In this episode Justin cousin joins us to talk shit and bullshit about birds and stuff. Check it out

Birds

Recap on the Robinhood situation, Morgan Wallen and more ratchet shit

Robbin hood

I’m just doing this podcast so people talk to me and I don’t become a domestic terrorist. It really doesn’t have a subject or through-line. It’s just chaotic rambling.

Justin IG: thejustintimee

Comedy

I’m just doing this podcast so people talk to me and I don’t become a domestic terrorist. It really doesn’t have a subject or through-line. It’s just chaotic rambling. Justin IG: thejustintimee

Share If This Doesn’t Work…

Sign up to save your podcasts

If This Doesn’t Work…

If This Doesn’t Work… episodes

About If This Doesn’t Work…