Comedian David Jones has been kicked off a plane, survived some unbelievable drunken nights, and worked in an industry everyone loves to hate. But somehow, it was texting his ex that made him seriously reconsider drinking.David joins Justin Anderson and Mike Caropreso on *If This Doesn't Work…* for a ridiculous conversation about stand-up comedy, addiction, bad decisions, growing up in Maryland, life insurance scams, and why he thinks Lil Wayne deserves a little more credit for changing race relations.We get into his wild family stories, the reality of working in insurance, his run-ins with the law, the comedians he actually listens to, and whether getting sober means giving up the fun.It's dark, honest, occasionally ridiculous, and exactly the kind of conversation you expect from *If This Doesn't Work…***In this episode:**- Getting kicked off a plane and deciding to quit drinking- His mother's unbelievable KFC scheme- Growing up around addiction and finding comedy- Lil Wayne's unexpected cultural influence- Whether life insurance is actually a scam- DUIs, relationships, sobriety, and stand-up comedy- Louis C.K., Ali Siddiq, and the comedians worth listening toFollow David Jones on: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thedavejones1212/ LinkedIn: www.linkedin.com/in/DavidJones1212Subscribe for more unfiltered conversations with comedians, creators, and interesting people from Maryland and beyond.📌 Support the show:Come Be On The Show: https://if-this-doesnt-work.pages.dev/Join Patreon: https://patreon.com/IfThisDoesntWork?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan&utm_content=copyLinkJoin YouTube Members for $0.99/month for exclusive content, bonus episodes & behind-the-scenes chaos. Click “Join” next to the subscribe button.(you don't actual receive anything, but you'd be really nice for doing it.)Follow the Podcast:📸 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ifthisdoesn...🎵 TikTok Main: https://www.tiktok.com/@thejustintime...🎵 TikTok Clips: https://www.tiktok.com/@itdw_clips?is...Follow:Justin: https://www.instagram.com/__justin33__/Mike: https://www.instagram.com/skateguy30/#DavidJones #StandUpComedy #IfThisDoesntWork

Comedian David Jones has been kicked off a plane, survived some unbelievable drunken nights, and worked in an industry everyone loves to hate. But somehow, it was texting his ex that made him seriously reconsider drinking.David joins Justin Anderson and Mike Caropreso on *If This Doesn't Work…* for a ridiculous conversation about stand-up comedy, addiction, bad decisions, growing up in Maryland, life insurance scams, and why he thinks Lil Wayne deserves a little more credit for changing race relations.We get into his wild family stories, the reality of working in insurance, his run-ins with the law, the comedians he actually listens to, and whether getting sober means giving up the fun.It's dark, honest, occasionally ridiculous, and exactly the kind of conversation you expect from *If This Doesn't Work…***In this episode:**- Getting kicked off a plane and deciding to quit drinking- His mother's unbelievable KFC scheme- Growing up around addiction and finding comedy- Lil Wayne's unexpected cultural influence- Whether life insurance is actually a scam- DUIs, relationships, sobriety, and stand-up comedy- Louis C.K., Ali Siddiq, and the comedians worth listening toFollow David Jones on: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thedavejones1212/ LinkedIn: www.linkedin.com/in/DavidJones1212Subscribe for more unfiltered conversations with comedians, creators, and interesting people from Maryland and beyond.📌 Support the show:Come Be On The Show: https://if-this-doesnt-work.pages.dev/Join Patreon: https://patreon.com/IfThisDoesntWork?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan&utm_content=copyLinkJoin YouTube Members for $0.99/month for exclusive content, bonus episodes & behind-the-scenes chaos. Click “Join” next to the subscribe button.(you don't actual receive anything, but you'd be really nice for doing it.)Follow the Podcast:📸 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ifthisdoesn...🎵 TikTok Main: https://www.tiktok.com/@thejustintime...🎵 TikTok Clips: https://www.tiktok.com/@itdw_clips?is...Follow:Justin: https://www.instagram.com/__justin33__/Mike: https://www.instagram.com/skateguy30/#DavidJones #StandUpComedy #IfThisDoesntWork

Comedian David Jones has been kicked off a plane, survived some unbelievable drunken nights, and worked in an industry everyone loves to hate. But somehow, it was texting his ex that made him seriously reconsider drinking.David joins Justin Anderson and Mike Caropreso on *If This Doesn't Work…* for a ridiculous conversation about stand-up comedy, addiction, bad decisions, growing up in Maryland, life insurance scams, and why he thinks Lil Wayne deserves a little more credit for changing race relations.We get into his wild family stories, the reality of working in insurance, his run-ins with the law, the comedians he actually listens to, and whether getting sober means giving up the fun.It's dark, honest, occasionally ridiculous, and exactly the kind of conversation you expect from *If This Doesn't Work…***In this episode:**- Getting kicked off a plane and deciding to quit drinking- His mother's unbelievable KFC scheme- Growing up around addiction and finding comedy- Lil Wayne's unexpected cultural influence- Whether life insurance is actually a scam- DUIs, relationships, sobriety, and stand-up comedy- Louis C.K., Ali Siddiq, and the comedians worth listening toFollow David Jones on: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thedavejones1212/ LinkedIn: www.linkedin.com/in/DavidJones1212Subscribe for more unfiltered conversations with comedians, creators, and interesting people from Maryland and beyond.📌 Support the show:Come Be On The Show: https://if-this-doesnt-work.pages.dev/Join Patreon: https://patreon.com/IfThisDoesntWork?utm_medium=unknown&amp;utm_source=join_link&amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan&amp;utm_content=copyLinkJoin YouTube Members for $0.99/month for exclusive content, bonus episodes &amp; behind-the-scenes chaos. Click “Join” next to the subscribe button.(you don't actual receive anything, but you'd be really nice for doing it.)Follow the Podcast:📸 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ifthisdoesn...🎵 TikTok Main: https://www.tiktok.com/@thejustintime...🎵 TikTok Clips: https://www.tiktok.com/@itdw_clips?is...Follow:Justin: https://www.instagram.com/__justin33__/Mike: https://www.instagram.com/skateguy30/#DavidJones #StandUpComedy #IfThisDoesntWork

He Got Kicked Off a Plane… But THIS Made Him Quit Drinking | David Jones

Comedian Umar Khan returns to If This Doesn't Work… after two years of touring, performing with some of comedy's biggest names, and figuring out what actually matters in life.Umar talks about traveling through Australia and New Zealand with Mark Normand, his early days alongside Stavros Halkias, working with Tim Dillon, and why chasing success in comedy isn't always what it's cracked up to be.We also get into his painfully awkward interaction with a woman at the gym, the absurdity of men's retreats, whether comedians can ever be truly authentic, the pressure of social media, marriage, choosing not to have kids, and why Umar believes he was simply born to chill.Plus: nicotine pouches, parking habits, recycling, growing older, and a surprising amount of conversation about sandwich crust.**FOLLOW UMAR KHAN**Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/umarkhan821/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@UmarKhan821Check out his comedy specials on YouTube:- Live in Baltimore- Who Cares- Let's Talk About ItFind upcoming shows through Umar's Instagram.📌 Support the show:Come Be On The Show: https://if-this-doesnt-work.pages.dev/Join Patreon: https://patreon.com/IfThisDoesntWork?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan&utm_content=copyLinkJoin YouTube Members for $0.99/month for exclusive content, bonus episodes & behind-the-scenes chaos. Click “Join” next to the subscribe button.(you don't actual receive anything, but you'd be really nice for doing it.)Follow the Podcast:📸 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ifthisdoesn...🎵 TikTok Main: https://www.tiktok.com/@thejustintime...🎵 TikTok Clips: https://www.tiktok.com/@itdw_clips?is...Follow:Justin: https://www.instagram.com/__justin33__/Mike: https://www.instagram.com/skateguy30/If This Doesn't Work… the most mediocre podcast within a 3-mile radius.Subscribe for new episodes every Monday.#UmarKhan #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy

Comedian Umar Khan returns to If This Doesn't Work… after two years of touring, performing with some of comedy's biggest names, and figuring out what actually matters in life.Umar talks about traveling through Australia and New Zealand with Mark Normand, his early days alongside Stavros Halkias, working with Tim Dillon, and why chasing success in comedy isn't always what it's cracked up to be.We also get into his painfully awkward interaction with a woman at the gym, the absurdity of men's retreats, whether comedians can ever be truly authentic, the pressure of social media, marriage, choosing not to have kids, and why Umar believes he was simply born to chill.Plus: nicotine pouches, parking habits, recycling, growing older, and a surprising amount of conversation about sandwich crust.**FOLLOW UMAR KHAN**Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/umarkhan821/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@UmarKhan821Check out his comedy specials on YouTube:- Live in Baltimore- Who Cares- Let's Talk About ItFind upcoming shows through Umar's Instagram.📌 Support the show:Come Be On The Show: https://if-this-doesnt-work.pages.dev/Join Patreon: https://patreon.com/IfThisDoesntWork?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan&utm_content=copyLinkJoin YouTube Members for $0.99/month for exclusive content, bonus episodes & behind-the-scenes chaos. Click “Join” next to the subscribe button.(you don't actual receive anything, but you'd be really nice for doing it.)Follow the Podcast:📸 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ifthisdoesn...🎵 TikTok Main: https://www.tiktok.com/@thejustintime...🎵 TikTok Clips: https://www.tiktok.com/@itdw_clips?is...Follow:Justin: https://www.instagram.com/__justin33__/Mike: https://www.instagram.com/skateguy30/If This Doesn't Work… the most mediocre podcast within a 3-mile radius.Subscribe for new episodes every Monday.#UmarKhan #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy

Comedian Umar Khan returns to If This Doesn't Work… after two years of touring, performing with some of comedy's biggest names, and figuring out what actually matters in life.Umar talks about traveling through Australia and New Zealand with Mark Normand, his early days alongside Stavros Halkias, working with Tim Dillon, and why chasing success in comedy isn't always what it's cracked up to be.We also get into his painfully awkward interaction with a woman at the gym, the absurdity of men's retreats, whether comedians can ever be truly authentic, the pressure of social media, marriage, choosing not to have kids, and why Umar believes he was simply born to chill.Plus: nicotine pouches, parking habits, recycling, growing older, and a surprising amount of conversation about sandwich crust.**FOLLOW UMAR KHAN**Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/umarkhan821/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@UmarKhan821Check out his comedy specials on YouTube:- Live in Baltimore- Who Cares- Let's Talk About ItFind upcoming shows through Umar's Instagram.📌 Support the show:Come Be On The Show: https://if-this-doesnt-work.pages.dev/Join Patreon: https://patreon.com/IfThisDoesntWork?utm_medium=unknown&amp;utm_source=join_link&amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan&amp;utm_content=copyLinkJoin YouTube Members for $0.99/month for exclusive content, bonus episodes &amp; behind-the-scenes chaos. Click “Join” next to the subscribe button.(you don't actual receive anything, but you'd be really nice for doing it.)Follow the Podcast:📸 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ifthisdoesn...🎵 TikTok Main: https://www.tiktok.com/@thejustintime...🎵 TikTok Clips: https://www.tiktok.com/@itdw_clips?is...Follow:Justin: https://www.instagram.com/__justin33__/Mike: https://www.instagram.com/skateguy30/If This Doesn't Work… the most mediocre podcast within a 3-mile radius.Subscribe for new episodes every Monday.#UmarKhan #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy

Umar Khan: Why Being Famous Isn't Worth It

Before Robinhood brought us back down to reality and made us realize we will forever be brokies, we had a talk about what was going on with $GME and meme stocks plus me being vulnerable and realizing I ain’t the man i used to be, indulge!!!

To the moon!

In this episode, we get to sit down and chat with a Baltimore city police officer. We ask about the problems in the city and the relationship between the community and cops, the outcome of the city protest and riots,changing cop culture, dirt bike gangs and the squeegee boys, crazy things seen on the job and more! Indulge

B-More Help

In this episode we finally give the only opinions you should care about on the capital riots, social media censorship, USPS vs Amazon and more.

Catching up on Ruckus

In this episode we are joined by a special guest Scott Weaver!!! We talk about unwritten jail rules, what it takes for growth, sticking up cash checking places and more! Indulge!

No Laws

2021 we came to fuck it uppp, bonus Ep at the end!!!

New Year, Same Brokies

In this episode that’s coming out late we discuss our views on COVID restrictions, how Justin hates anything joyful, Christmas tings and more, indulge!

Whoops

To be honest I don’t know what happened and this episode is everywhere......it started with a Gucci vs Jeezy versus battle, then went to our opinions of the 2nd wave of corona and the regulations and somehow ended up with a botched prostate massage experiment. Take a ride and click the link lol

What just happened?

In this episode we talk about the death of King Von and comments made by people in hip hop, are ghost and aliens real? Justin goes on this rant about how nothing matters, Star Trek,Magic the gathering cards and some other nerd shit , indulge!

Ya Nerd

In this episode we show you why Najee is the best rapper to come out of Pasadena, a scenario that will blow your mind, pornstars not being normal and most importantly NO POLITICS.

Bar God

In this episode we talk about when hip hop and gang culture meet, savage diss songs, Alex Jones and Kanye west interview and so much more!

Gang Shit!

I’m just doing this podcast so people talk to me and I don’t become a domestic terrorist. It really doesn’t have a subject or through-line. It’s just chaotic rambling.

Justin IG: thejustintimee

Comedy

I’m just doing this podcast so people talk to me and I don’t become a domestic terrorist. It really doesn’t have a subject or through-line. It’s just chaotic rambling. Justin IG: thejustintimee

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