Comedian David Jones has been kicked off a plane, survived some unbelievable drunken nights, and worked in an industry everyone loves to hate. But somehow, it was texting his ex that made him seriously reconsider drinking.David joins Justin Anderson and Mike Caropreso on *If This Doesn't Work…* for a ridiculous conversation about stand-up comedy, addiction, bad decisions, growing up in Maryland, life insurance scams, and why he thinks Lil Wayne deserves a little more credit for changing race relations.We get into his wild family stories, the reality of working in insurance, his run-ins with the law, the comedians he actually listens to, and whether getting sober means giving up the fun.It's dark, honest, occasionally ridiculous, and exactly the kind of conversation you expect from *If This Doesn't Work…***In this episode:**- Getting kicked off a plane and deciding to quit drinking- His mother's unbelievable KFC scheme- Growing up around addiction and finding comedy- Lil Wayne's unexpected cultural influence- Whether life insurance is actually a scam- DUIs, relationships, sobriety, and stand-up comedy- Louis C.K., Ali Siddiq, and the comedians worth listening toFollow David Jones on: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thedavejones1212/ LinkedIn: www.linkedin.com/in/DavidJones1212Subscribe for more unfiltered conversations with comedians, creators, and interesting people from Maryland and beyond.📌 Support the show:Come Be On The Show: https://if-this-doesnt-work.pages.dev/Join Patreon: https://patreon.com/IfThisDoesntWork?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan&utm_content=copyLinkJoin YouTube Members for $0.99/month for exclusive content, bonus episodes & behind-the-scenes chaos. Click “Join” next to the subscribe button.(you don't actual receive anything, but you'd be really nice for doing it.)Follow the Podcast:📸 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ifthisdoesn...🎵 TikTok Main: https://www.tiktok.com/@thejustintime...🎵 TikTok Clips: https://www.tiktok.com/@itdw_clips?is...Follow:Justin: https://www.instagram.com/__justin33__/Mike: https://www.instagram.com/skateguy30/#DavidJones #StandUpComedy #IfThisDoesntWork

Comedian David Jones has been kicked off a plane, survived some unbelievable drunken nights, and worked in an industry everyone loves to hate. But somehow, it was texting his ex that made him seriously reconsider drinking.David joins Justin Anderson and Mike Caropreso on *If This Doesn't Work…* for a ridiculous conversation about stand-up comedy, addiction, bad decisions, growing up in Maryland, life insurance scams, and why he thinks Lil Wayne deserves a little more credit for changing race relations.We get into his wild family stories, the reality of working in insurance, his run-ins with the law, the comedians he actually listens to, and whether getting sober means giving up the fun.It's dark, honest, occasionally ridiculous, and exactly the kind of conversation you expect from *If This Doesn't Work…***In this episode:**- Getting kicked off a plane and deciding to quit drinking- His mother's unbelievable KFC scheme- Growing up around addiction and finding comedy- Lil Wayne's unexpected cultural influence- Whether life insurance is actually a scam- DUIs, relationships, sobriety, and stand-up comedy- Louis C.K., Ali Siddiq, and the comedians worth listening toFollow David Jones on: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thedavejones1212/ LinkedIn: www.linkedin.com/in/DavidJones1212Subscribe for more unfiltered conversations with comedians, creators, and interesting people from Maryland and beyond.📌 Support the show:Come Be On The Show: https://if-this-doesnt-work.pages.dev/Join Patreon: https://patreon.com/IfThisDoesntWork?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan&utm_content=copyLinkJoin YouTube Members for $0.99/month for exclusive content, bonus episodes & behind-the-scenes chaos. Click “Join” next to the subscribe button.(you don't actual receive anything, but you'd be really nice for doing it.)Follow the Podcast:📸 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ifthisdoesn...🎵 TikTok Main: https://www.tiktok.com/@thejustintime...🎵 TikTok Clips: https://www.tiktok.com/@itdw_clips?is...Follow:Justin: https://www.instagram.com/__justin33__/Mike: https://www.instagram.com/skateguy30/#DavidJones #StandUpComedy #IfThisDoesntWork

Comedian David Jones has been kicked off a plane, survived some unbelievable drunken nights, and worked in an industry everyone loves to hate. But somehow, it was texting his ex that made him seriously reconsider drinking.David joins Justin Anderson and Mike Caropreso on *If This Doesn't Work…* for a ridiculous conversation about stand-up comedy, addiction, bad decisions, growing up in Maryland, life insurance scams, and why he thinks Lil Wayne deserves a little more credit for changing race relations.We get into his wild family stories, the reality of working in insurance, his run-ins with the law, the comedians he actually listens to, and whether getting sober means giving up the fun.It's dark, honest, occasionally ridiculous, and exactly the kind of conversation you expect from *If This Doesn't Work…***In this episode:**- Getting kicked off a plane and deciding to quit drinking- His mother's unbelievable KFC scheme- Growing up around addiction and finding comedy- Lil Wayne's unexpected cultural influence- Whether life insurance is actually a scam- DUIs, relationships, sobriety, and stand-up comedy- Louis C.K., Ali Siddiq, and the comedians worth listening toFollow David Jones on: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thedavejones1212/ LinkedIn: www.linkedin.com/in/DavidJones1212Subscribe for more unfiltered conversations with comedians, creators, and interesting people from Maryland and beyond.📌 Support the show:Come Be On The Show: https://if-this-doesnt-work.pages.dev/Join Patreon: https://patreon.com/IfThisDoesntWork?utm_medium=unknown&amp;utm_source=join_link&amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan&amp;utm_content=copyLinkJoin YouTube Members for $0.99/month for exclusive content, bonus episodes &amp; behind-the-scenes chaos. Click “Join” next to the subscribe button.(you don't actual receive anything, but you'd be really nice for doing it.)Follow the Podcast:📸 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ifthisdoesn...🎵 TikTok Main: https://www.tiktok.com/@thejustintime...🎵 TikTok Clips: https://www.tiktok.com/@itdw_clips?is...Follow:Justin: https://www.instagram.com/__justin33__/Mike: https://www.instagram.com/skateguy30/#DavidJones #StandUpComedy #IfThisDoesntWork

He Got Kicked Off a Plane… But THIS Made Him Quit Drinking | David Jones

Comedian Umar Khan returns to If This Doesn't Work… after two years of touring, performing with some of comedy's biggest names, and figuring out what actually matters in life.Umar talks about traveling through Australia and New Zealand with Mark Normand, his early days alongside Stavros Halkias, working with Tim Dillon, and why chasing success in comedy isn't always what it's cracked up to be.We also get into his painfully awkward interaction with a woman at the gym, the absurdity of men's retreats, whether comedians can ever be truly authentic, the pressure of social media, marriage, choosing not to have kids, and why Umar believes he was simply born to chill.Plus: nicotine pouches, parking habits, recycling, growing older, and a surprising amount of conversation about sandwich crust.**FOLLOW UMAR KHAN**Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/umarkhan821/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@UmarKhan821Check out his comedy specials on YouTube:- Live in Baltimore- Who Cares- Let's Talk About ItFind upcoming shows through Umar's Instagram.📌 Support the show:Come Be On The Show: https://if-this-doesnt-work.pages.dev/Join Patreon: https://patreon.com/IfThisDoesntWork?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan&utm_content=copyLinkJoin YouTube Members for $0.99/month for exclusive content, bonus episodes & behind-the-scenes chaos. Click “Join” next to the subscribe button.(you don't actual receive anything, but you'd be really nice for doing it.)Follow the Podcast:📸 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ifthisdoesn...🎵 TikTok Main: https://www.tiktok.com/@thejustintime...🎵 TikTok Clips: https://www.tiktok.com/@itdw_clips?is...Follow:Justin: https://www.instagram.com/__justin33__/Mike: https://www.instagram.com/skateguy30/If This Doesn't Work… the most mediocre podcast within a 3-mile radius.Subscribe for new episodes every Monday.#UmarKhan #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy

Comedian Umar Khan returns to If This Doesn't Work… after two years of touring, performing with some of comedy's biggest names, and figuring out what actually matters in life.Umar talks about traveling through Australia and New Zealand with Mark Normand, his early days alongside Stavros Halkias, working with Tim Dillon, and why chasing success in comedy isn't always what it's cracked up to be.We also get into his painfully awkward interaction with a woman at the gym, the absurdity of men's retreats, whether comedians can ever be truly authentic, the pressure of social media, marriage, choosing not to have kids, and why Umar believes he was simply born to chill.Plus: nicotine pouches, parking habits, recycling, growing older, and a surprising amount of conversation about sandwich crust.**FOLLOW UMAR KHAN**Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/umarkhan821/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@UmarKhan821Check out his comedy specials on YouTube:- Live in Baltimore- Who Cares- Let's Talk About ItFind upcoming shows through Umar's Instagram.📌 Support the show:Come Be On The Show: https://if-this-doesnt-work.pages.dev/Join Patreon: https://patreon.com/IfThisDoesntWork?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan&utm_content=copyLinkJoin YouTube Members for $0.99/month for exclusive content, bonus episodes & behind-the-scenes chaos. Click “Join” next to the subscribe button.(you don't actual receive anything, but you'd be really nice for doing it.)Follow the Podcast:📸 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ifthisdoesn...🎵 TikTok Main: https://www.tiktok.com/@thejustintime...🎵 TikTok Clips: https://www.tiktok.com/@itdw_clips?is...Follow:Justin: https://www.instagram.com/__justin33__/Mike: https://www.instagram.com/skateguy30/If This Doesn't Work… the most mediocre podcast within a 3-mile radius.Subscribe for new episodes every Monday.#UmarKhan #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy

Comedian Umar Khan returns to If This Doesn't Work… after two years of touring, performing with some of comedy's biggest names, and figuring out what actually matters in life.Umar talks about traveling through Australia and New Zealand with Mark Normand, his early days alongside Stavros Halkias, working with Tim Dillon, and why chasing success in comedy isn't always what it's cracked up to be.We also get into his painfully awkward interaction with a woman at the gym, the absurdity of men's retreats, whether comedians can ever be truly authentic, the pressure of social media, marriage, choosing not to have kids, and why Umar believes he was simply born to chill.Plus: nicotine pouches, parking habits, recycling, growing older, and a surprising amount of conversation about sandwich crust.**FOLLOW UMAR KHAN**Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/umarkhan821/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@UmarKhan821Check out his comedy specials on YouTube:- Live in Baltimore- Who Cares- Let's Talk About ItFind upcoming shows through Umar's Instagram.📌 Support the show:Come Be On The Show: https://if-this-doesnt-work.pages.dev/Join Patreon: https://patreon.com/IfThisDoesntWork?utm_medium=unknown&amp;utm_source=join_link&amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan&amp;utm_content=copyLinkJoin YouTube Members for $0.99/month for exclusive content, bonus episodes &amp; behind-the-scenes chaos. Click “Join” next to the subscribe button.(you don't actual receive anything, but you'd be really nice for doing it.)Follow the Podcast:📸 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ifthisdoesn...🎵 TikTok Main: https://www.tiktok.com/@thejustintime...🎵 TikTok Clips: https://www.tiktok.com/@itdw_clips?is...Follow:Justin: https://www.instagram.com/__justin33__/Mike: https://www.instagram.com/skateguy30/If This Doesn't Work… the most mediocre podcast within a 3-mile radius.Subscribe for new episodes every Monday.#UmarKhan #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy

Umar Khan: Why Being Famous Isn't Worth It

This episode we talk about Kanye for prez, we come through as mental health experts, 50 Cent vs T.I. and more.

Mentals

In this episode The Broke Boys break down a recent conversation had with a Baltimore City police officer, Jeffery Epstein’s wife Ghislaine being in custody and how long till she suicides herself, discussing being open relationship and if they can work plus much much more, check us out.

Another Quarantine EP

In this episode the boys talk about the Chris Delia scandal, cancel culture for things in the past, Facebook censorship....I call Justin a pussy too.

Quarantine Episode #12

This week we chop it up with the great Deon Queen from The Gift Is Free Podcast. We talk about women, being black in Pasadena, the confederate flag and more! Check us out and check out The Gift is Free podcast at thegift_isfree on Instagram

Quarantine Episode #11

More race talk from the experts! History made in the Dena

Quarantine Episode #10

A lot going on in the world, time to break it down the only way we know how.

Quarantine Episode. #9

Quarantine Episode #8

The boys back giving you one and only fresh content biting this boring time

Quarantine Episode 7

Another weekly episode of the podcast! This time we are joined with our first female guest Francesca! She tells her about her life before she got clean, stripper code and more! Tune in to the assholes

Quarantine Episode #6

More Q talk with our guy Moe Moe! Just trying keep you guys entertained during these trying times.

Quarantine Episode #5

I’m just doing this podcast so people talk to me and I don’t become a domestic terrorist. It really doesn’t have a subject or through-line. It’s just chaotic rambling.

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Comedy

I’m just doing this podcast so people talk to me and I don’t become a domestic terrorist. It really doesn’t have a subject or through-line. It’s just chaotic rambling. Justin IG: thejustintimee

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